I sort of feel like Jeremy “Sleepy Eyes” Lamb is breaking out this year but nobody realizes or cares because the Hornets as a team are so uninspiring. I didn’t even fully realize it myself until I realized that I had no material ready for this description, so I pulled up Sleepy’s basketball-reference page and…
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Jeremy Lamb Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2017)
This is a career-high for Jeremy Lamb in points, so why does it feel so underwhelming when I actually watch ths video? Don’t let that sentence ruin your enjoyment of this, by the way. If you think this a great vid that accurately captures how it should feel when Lamb scores 32 points, you’re not…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb 24 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2017)
The problem with drafting project players, and the Thunder found out, is that they sometimes take a really long time to develop. You can devote all your resources, give them the opportunities, and sometimes it just takes them five or six years to contribute majorly to winning basketball. Often, you will have moved on long…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2017)
“Yo, man, didn’t you try this last year? You know no one wants to be in that crappy band of yours.” Kemba Walker said incredulously. “That’s not what your mom said last night.” Jeremy Lamb responded absentmindedly, not turning from his current task, which was affixing fluorescent pink printouts on the Hornets’ team bulletin board….
Read MoreJeremy Lamb 20 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (10/29/2017)
Just like Jaylen Brown should be writing a thank-you card to Gordon Hayward for getting injured, so should Jeremy Lamb be writing a thank-you card to Nicolas Batum for the same reason. Lamb has been held down his entire career for various reasons, however, now that coach Clifford has no choice but to give him…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb 20 Points Full Highlights (10/27/2017)
Attention: I am currently witnessing a sweet fight between Draymond Green and Bradley Beal and have no time to write a description. UPDATE: The fight was not as sweet as I first thought, pretty low on actual punching action, and Bradley Beal was the bitch in the scenario, contrary to my expectations, but now it’s…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb 21 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2017)
With a dismal 76-103 loss, the book has now closed on the Hornets 2016-17 season. A season where they outscored their opponents, but ended up 10 games below .500. A season where all of Steve Clifford’s “Jesus Christ”s and “mothereffer”s could not stop them from blowing close game after close game. A season where they…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2017)
There’s something wrong with the Hornets. The Bulls were/are totally imploding, yet the Hornets still lost. What’s the problem? More importantly, what’s the solution? I don’t know if one can figure out the solution without knowing the problem, but that’s a philosophical conundrum for another day. Right now we’re just gonna look at why the…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb 19 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2017)
Here’s a hot take for you: the reason that the Hornets have won five out of their last twenty-five games is because they haven’t been giving Jeremy Lamb enough minutes! Now, was that or was that not the most sizzling, scorching, red-hot take ever? But if you look at the situation closer, you might realize…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb 21 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2016)
“Jeremy and the Little Lambs?” Roy Hibbert exclaimed with a snort. Jeremy Lamb turned around. “Yeah. You got a problem with that?” he said as he returned to putting up bright yellow fliers all over the Hornets communal bulletin board. “I got a problem if you cover up all my pizza party notices with pictures…
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