After this win, which puts them up 3-1 in the series, it’s looking likely that the Jazz will advance to the next round of the ‘offs. I admit, I did not see this coming. There’s been weird stuff going on with them all season, from Mike Conley metaphorically disappearing to Rudy Gobert getting the whole…
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Jordan Clarkson 26 Points Full Highlights (8/19/2020)
Now that Jordan Clarkson is OFF my exclusion list and welcomed with open arms back onto my channel, am I regretting the decision? Am I holding my arms open for the hug, receiving it, but then grimacing while the person being hugged can’t see the faces I’m making? Not yet. But if Clarkson keeps having…
Read MoreJordan Clarkson 24 Points Full Highlights (8/7/2020)
That barbershop they said they were gonna have in the NBA bubble must have opened up, because I’m looking at the thumbnail for the Jordan Clarkson vid I made a few games ago, and at the thumbnail for the Jordan Clarkson vid I just uploaded, and I’m noticing a severe lack of hair. What happened…
Read MoreJordan Clarkson 23 Points Full Highlights (7/30/2020)
OFFICIAL DTB POLICY UPDATE: Jordan Clarkson has, effective immediately, been moved off my OFFICIAL EXCLUSION LIST. That means he is now ELIGIBLE to receive highlightage courtesy of everybody’s favorite scrub-themed NBA highlight maker, DownToBuck. My rationale for this sudden policy update is three-fold. Actually it’s probably more folds than that but I haven’t thought this…
Read MoreJordan Clarkson 26 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2019)
Jordan Clarkson is averaging the most points of his career, but since this section of his career is occurring in Cleveland, and not in Los Angeles, people don’t really care that much. Before, he was a young draft steal in a major market. Now, he’s a chucker on one of the worst teams in the…
Read MoreJordan Clarkson Career-High 42 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2019)
There are two big asterisks (and countless small asterisks) next to this career-high 42-point game from Jordan Clarkson: BIG ASTERISK NO. 1: Clarkson had three overtimes in which to score his 42 points. Did Wilt need three overtimes to score 100? What about Kobe’s 81? Nope. Neither of those guys had the benefit of unfairly…
Read MoreJordan Clarkson 28 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2019)
I’ve been kind of ignoring Jordan Clarkson and his middling-to-decent scoring performances recently, and, you know what? I’m not even going to apologize for it. Judging by the view counts on my recent Clarkson videos, nobody really cares that much about him even though he has his own team, and the reason for that is,…
Read MoreJordan Clarkson 26 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2019)
I am detecting some emerging chemistry between Jordan Clarkson and Matthew Dellavedova. This is strange to me because, during his time in Milwaukee, Delly didn’t seem to develop any chemistry with anybody. All he did was have his ass develop chemistry with the bench because that’s where he spent most of his time sitting. Somehow,…
Read MoreJordan Clarkson 28 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2018)
Past seasons’ Jordan Clarkson videos used to get a lot more views than they have been this season. Back before my channel and all its content was UNFAIRLY DELETED, Clarkson videos were explicably some of the most popular. I say “explicably” because it was just a bunch of Filipinos and people of Filipino ancestry watching…
Read MoreJordan Clarkson 26 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2018)
I’ve given so little thought to the 6MOTY of the year race that I can’t even recall who the possible candidates are. Perhaps it’s too early in the season for me to even be thinking about such things; injuries happen all the time, and sixth men can be pressed into a starting role at a…
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