I still don’t know a whole lot about Jordan McLaughlin, but I do know this: he’s not Jeff Teague. This fact should be extremely comforting for Timberwolves fans, and I’m sure they realize it very clearly by this point. Teague was, according to them, the worst. Just the absolute worst. They hated him. I never…
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Jordan McLaughlin 15 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (2/23/2020)
The last time Jordan McLaughlin reached double-digit assists was just a couple weeks ago against the Clippers. Remember, that was the game where McLaughlin scored 24 points and also made KaWhine LeoNerd into his personal bitchslave for life. Now, I admit to thinking after that game, “Double-digit dimes is cool, but when you’re playing with…
Read MoreJordan McLaughlin Career High 24 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (2/8/2020)
After the Clippers got their rear rends decisively handed to them by Jordan McLaughlin, Malik Beasley, and the rest of the Timberwolves’ hastily-assembled squad of scrublords, how do you think their star players are reacting? Kawhi Leonard: Currently conferring with his uncle on how to fake another injury to force another trade. Not reporting to…
Read MoreJordan McLaughlin 15 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/5/2020)
In the intervening hours between when Jordan McLaughlin had this performance and when I uploaded the video depicting the performance, a lot of weird stuff happened with the Timberwolves. The weirdest being the long-awaited departure of Andrew Wiggins. Witness in this video a few of his very last buckets (but not his absolute last, sadly)…
Read MoreJordan McLaughlin 19 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (12/23/2019)
“How much do you love when guys get an opportunity, and they take advantage of it. Don’t you just love it, when that happens?” Yes, I do love it when a G-League player drags his frail bodily husk from the eternally benighted abysm of obscurity to show his stuff in the big leagues. Thanks for…
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