Tag: Jordan Poole

https://youtu.be/Vf1_7BNzlGs As far as I could tell, at no point during this broadcast did either commentator remark that what was going on was a “Poole Party”. I would understand, or perhaps even expect, such blatant negligence from a two-bit operation like Bally Sports. But this is ESPN we’re talking about. The self-proclaimed leaders in sports…

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https://youtu.be/cZ3Xi37YhMs Stephen Curry is apparently out with a tailbone injury (he is, quite literally, butthurt about it), and the Warriors don’t have another playable point guard on the roster, so I guess that means Jordan Poole gets to play for nearly forty minutes and be a primary ball handler? That’s what I’m gathering from creating…

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https://youtu.be/HfSarCFrXGY Man, Jordan Poole is really scoring the heck out of the ball right now. Stephen Curry? Never heard of him. Klay Thompson? Isn’t that Mychel Thompson’s crappy brother? All the Warriors need to win games is Poole pretending that he’s still balling in the G-League, and Draymond Green somehow having an impact while not…

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https://youtu.be/UA2AObV8Td8 At a certain point of last season, I want to say sometime in January, Jordan Poole was posting some of the rock-bottom worst shooting numbers that the league had ever seen. His eFG% was hovering around 35%, and only a few players in the three-point era had posted a worse eFG% in similar minutes…

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Jordan “The Poole Noodle” continues his stretch of vastly improved play with a seventeen-point outing against Kawhi Leonard and the Los Angeles Clippers. Aside from his zero-point effort two games ago against the Raptors, he has now scored in double digits in fourteen straight games. At the beginning of the season, the only way he…

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Jordan “Poole Party” Poole has been racking up highlight videos like crazy since the beginning of February. If you had told me after Poole’s unfathomably inefficient month of December (11% from the field) that he was going to be making regular appearances on my channel, I would have told you that Warriors homers are not…

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February is officially over, so the final February stats for Jordan Poole are in: 13 points and 3 assists on 45% shooting. Those are great numbers for a guy who was (and still is) on track to have one of the worst shooting performances in modern NBA history. And now Poole has carried over that…

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If Jordan Poole can’t make an impact scoring the ball (which, looking at his percentages, seems like the case the majority of the time), he can do the next best thing: make an impact passing the ball. No one is going to criticize him for passing the ball (which could result in a made shot)…

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Jordan Poole is now shooting 45% from the field in the month of February. Those of you who had stopped paying attention to him because of his historically bad shooting performance as a rookie should take another look because, for these past eight games, he has looked not only like a real NBA player, but…

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With this 7-of-15 performance from the field, Jordan Poole is OFFICIALLY shooting over 30% from the field this season. He has shown real improvement over the past couple games as his role increased with the departure of Glenn Robinson III and Alec Burks. He still has those absolute dud games, but the games where he…

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