Tag: Julius Randle

That’s it. DTB is throwing in the towel. Starting right now, Julius Randle is OFFICIALLY on my OFFICIAL EXCLUSION LIST. After four straight games scoring 37, 27, 26, and 28, I can’t take it anymore. A guy who’s averaging 19/9 is outside the scope of this channel no matter how you look at it or…

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When I start having to make too many highlight videos for a player, that could mean one of three things: a.) The player is on a random hot streak that will end at some point and bring an end to the misery that encompasses my life and my very soul b.) The player has gotten…

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I’m feeling like Julius Randle is everything that the Pelicans wanted when they traded for DeMarcus Cousins, but way better. Like Cousins, Randle is very eager to shoot the ball when he gets it near the basket, but unlike Cousins, he actually has some touch near the rim and his wild-looking shots go in more…

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Boxscore watchers (and regular game watchers, I guess) all around the league were keyed in to one matchup tonight: Pelicans versus Clippers. Unfolding in front of their eyes was a performance of epic proportions. Julius Randle finished the first half with 26 points, and the question was not if he was going to score 40,…

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It would’ve gone unnoticed by most people, but I want to let the world know that the ‘Zards ROBBED us of a sick matchup tonight. No, not Dwight Howard versus Anthony Davis. That would’ve been cool, but that’s not what I’m talking about here. I’m talking about Julius “Orange” Randle versus Chasson “Press X To…

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What happened to the Pelicans? They’re still my darkhorse WCF team, because they always will be, forever and ever until the earth splits in two and demons emerge from hell to torment us for eternity, but it’s looking less likely than at the start of the year. That 149-point drubbing of the Kings (rereading that…

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At the time of this writing, Julius Randle is scoring 18 PPG in just 23 MPG. That puts him 12th in the league in per-36 scoring when you exclude players like Chris Boucher and Brad Wanamaker who obviously don’t count. He’s also the best off-the-bench scorer outside of Boban Marjanovic. All this is setting him…

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I know that Julius Randle’s career is just getting started, but it’s never too early to start thinking about how you’ll make money once the spigot of NBA checks dries up. And in Julius’ case, I have the perfect solution. Its essential essence can be distilled into three words: Orange. Julius. Empire. Think about it….

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I’m still stuck in the mindset of “Julius Randle isn’t actually that good”. It’s partly because of his lumpy ugly face which I want to punch, partly because he used to not actually be that good, and partly because I never think any Lakers-drafted player is any good. When the Pelicans signed him, I immediately…

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