Do Nets fans ever get the feeling when watching Justin Hamilton play that they’re witnessing the second coming of Andrea Bargnani? Neither of them rebounds the ball despite being seven feet tall. Both of them are soft guys who don’t play defense (fine by me since I don’t care about defense). Both of them have…
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Justin Hamilton 16 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2017)
I’ve always maintained that a Justin Hamilton video is not a Justin Hamilton video if it doesn’t contain at least one dunk in it (colloquially referred to as a “JHAM”). I am pleased to report that this video includes not just one nasty, powerful JHAM. It includes two JHAMs. Plural. Okay, so there is nothing…
Read MoreJustin Hamilton 16 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2017)
Justin Hamilton’s haircut looks like it was the result of him watching one too many Nsync videos as a kid. All it needs is for the tips to be frosted instead of unfrosted and he’d be like a seven-foot-tall Justin Timberlake circa 1998. While every other white guy in the NBA has some kind of…
Read MoreJustin Hamilton Career High 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/9/2016)
I’m going to just go ahead and put “Career High” in the title of this video even though it’s obvious, by this point, that’s Justin Hamilton is going to score 30 at some point this season, rendering this video no longer a depiction of his true career-high in NBA points. I don’t care. It’s a…
Read MoreJustin Hamilton Career High 19 Points Nets Debut Full Highlights (10/26/2016)
I’d like to apologize for the second time about that Jonas Valanciunas vid. This time for an entirely different reason. This time, it’s not because they were too many free throws, but because the player in question was entirely too good. You don’t come to my channel to watch good players scoring good amounts of…
Read MoreJustin Hamilton 17 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2015)
What kind of video would this be if it didn’t show Justin Hamilton throwing down a nasty JHAM at least one time? It would be a very good one, that’s for sure. Fortunately for my viewership, J-Ham dunks on Mitch McGary so hard that McGary will be embedded into the hardwood for the rest of…
Read MoreJustin Hamilton Career High 15 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2015)
How hyped would you be, on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being “not hyped at all”, 10 being “hyper hyped”, if LeBron James scored 15 points? How hyped would you be, on the same scale, if Justin Hamilton scored the same amount of points? Compare the answers to these two questions. The hype…
Read MoreJustin Hamilton 10 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2014)
“Ten points isn’t really enough for highlights,” the inner voice says to me as I scroll through all of the day’s performers on Basketball-Reference. “Find somebody else.” Then, before I can stop it, even before I realize what my own hands are doing, I’m gathering clips from the Heat-Bulls game. “What are you doing, man?”…
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