“Are you sure this hip replacement will work? It feels funny.” Nikola Jokic asked, still somewhat dazed from the anesthesia. “That’s just the medication talking, dear.” replied the nurse, who was busy entering data into a computer next to Jokic’s bed. “The horse who we got the hip from lived a long healthy life, winning…
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Nikola Jokic Career High 35 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2017)
“Thanks for organizing this whole thing, Mike,” Nikola Jokic said to his teammate Mike Miller as they sat with the rest of their Nuggets teammates in a San Antonio nightclub. “This place is swarming with babes! Barkley was totally wrong when he implied that San Antonio chicks are ugly.” “I know, right?” Mike said, his…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 22 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/12/2017)
Nikola Jokic walked to his locker and immediately noticed something was very clearly wrong: there were pieces of paper taped all over the inside and outside. He walked up to get a closer look; when he saw what was printed on the papers, his heart was filled with a mixture of sadness and disappointment. On…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 15 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2017)
“Hey Nikola,” Jusuf Nurkic said, approaching his teammate in the locker room. “We need have conversation.” Nikola Jokic looked up from putting on his shoes and gave Jusuf a wary look. “Sure.” “Everybody on the team hate you,” Jusuf stated bluntly, having already figured out the lie he would tell his teammate to hurt his…
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