Tag: Kadeem Allen

Kadeem “Kadeem Albdul Jabbar” Allen has been a nice surprise for the Knicks as they tank out the rest of their season. This, for me, is what the NBA is all about: horrible teams finding diamonds in the rough during the last few weeks of the year that they can maybe use next season while…

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I’m trying to figure out what the threshhold is for Mike Breen to exclaim “BANG!” as opposed to “it’s good!” as opposed to something prosaic like “____ with the three-pointer.” When Kadeem Allen hit a go-ahead three with seven minutes to go in the game, I thought we might get treated to a signature Breen…

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I was kinda wondering what had happened to Kadeem Allen. He had a really nice stretch of games at the beginning of February culminating in some double-digit scores and ultra-culminating in a 25-burger. But then I wasn’t seeing him in the boxscores anymore, so I just assumed that despite his good play the Knicks coaching…

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I debated whether or not I should make this video for Kadeem “The Deem” Allen. The deciding factor was not the fourteen points (which looks absolutely pathetic and worthless next to the 25 points he scored two games ago), but the nine assists, which is a lot for somebody who I don’t think is ever…

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Imagine the scenario: Emmanuel Mudiay and Frank Ntilikina, sharing a hospital room, lying in their adjacent hospital beds, watching the Knicks play the Cavaliers on the TV while recovering from their grievous injuries. The screen, usually a flickering source of comfort and entertainment in the bland hospital becomes a purveyor of misery and anguish. On…

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Kadeem Allen’s nickname is supposedly “Big Bruiser”, or B.B. for short. Personally, if you told me his nickname was B.B., I would have several different ideas about what it stood for before coming up with the real answer: OFFICIAL THINGS THAT DTB THINKS B.B. COULD STAND FOR POWER RANKINGS 1. Bowling Ball 2. Big Booty…

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