Kevin “Red Scare” Huerter, thanks to a pair of threes in the “time of garbage”, finished this game against the Hornets a perfect 3-for-3 from downtown. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: if you make all your threes in a game, that’s a bad thing, not a good thing. It means that…
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Kevin Huerter 19 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2019)
Kevin Huerter AKA Butthuert AKA Kevin Huerant was the darling of the league for approximately one day – the day after he scored 29 points. That game seemed like his “coming out” moment, in the sense of showcasing his skills to the NBA fandom at large, not in the sense of awkwardly telling his mom…
Read MoreKevin Huerter 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/19/2019)
There is a growing amount of hype surrounding Kevin Huerter. A lot of this is because of physical appearance. White people generate slightly more excitement than the average player (“great white hope syndrome”), but the red hair is what really gets people going. Can you think of a single ginger NBA-baller who wasn’t ironically/legitimately adored…
Read MoreKevin Huerter 17 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2019)
Kevin “Butthuert” Huerter, with his seventeen points in this game, didn’t quite match the 29 points he scored two games ago to help knock off the Sixers, but the result was similar, as the Hawks beat a Thunder team that’s “allegedly” “good” while being “led” by “Russell Westbrook”. Butthuert AKA Kevin Huerant did little to…
Read MoreKevin Huerter Career High 29 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/11/2019)
Today’s DTB challenge: figure out a good comparison for Kevin Huerter who ISN’T melanin-deprived. I’ll let you work on it for a bit, and then reveal my answer. Tough, huh? The problem with human brains (among other things, like not ever being able to stop thinking about naked females), is that they are simply incapable…
Read MoreKevin Huerter 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/31/2018)
I’m not having as much fun with this current Hawks team as I did with last year’s version. That team had Tyler Cavanaugh on it, and he was super fun. Kevin Huerter just isn’t the same. He’s theoretically the same kind of player (the white three-point shooting kind), but I think I just naturally gravitate…
Read MoreKevin Huerter 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/14/2018)
Kevin “Huert Feelings” Huerter really looks like someone who should be playing for the Boston Celtics right now. I don’t know what it is, but there’s just something about him that screams “BOSTON!”. Is it the fact that he shoots threes and the Celtics could use more three-point shooters? That doesn’t seem quite right, somehow….
Read MoreKevin Huerter 19 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2018)
Attention Kevin Huerter: the “Red Mamba” nickname has already been taken by Matt Bonner, and I think he’s still using it (at least he should be). You can keep the “Red Velvet” nickname, although I suggest you not use it in public, because it sounds kinda… weird. Velvet is not a good concept for dudes…
Read MoreKevin Huerter 13 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (10/30/2018)
Kevin “That Other Hawks Rookie” Huerter was a dude that I wanted the Bucks to target in the draft. Last year that dude was Jarrett Allen, and see how right I was about that one? Keep in mind that I’m pretty much the world’s worst prospect evaluator, barely ahead of Ryan McDonough. The fact that…
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