The field of highlights theory is only just emerging as an area worthy of scholarly pursuit, but its basic tenets are already well-established. In highlights theory: a highlight video serves two purposes: 1. To entertain the viewer 2. To bring attention to the unique or exemplary skills of the player in question The ideal highlight…
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Kristaps Porzingis 22 Points Full Highlights – Vujacic Point GOD! (3/31/2017)
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Read MoreKristaps Porzingis 25 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2017)
Allow me to indulge in some blatant self-promotion. Not like you have much of a choice. Here’s the deal: I made, last season, a series of three videos depicting ALL of Kristaps Porzingis’ made shots. All of them. Every single ball going into every single hole. It was a fair amount of work, not complaining,…
Read MoreKristaps Porzingis 24 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2017)
Just when you thought that Kristaps “Jesus Krist” Porzingis had graduated from my channel for being to good, DTB pops you right in the mouth with another thick slab of Kristy-P highlights action! His monthlong absence from my channel was more due to the quality of his play than any decision on my end to…
Read MoreKristaps Porzingis 27 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2017)
The Knicks are kind of messed up right now. Charles Oakley agrees with that assessment. So I don’t blame Kristaps Porzingis for falling into a bit of a slump; it’s hard not to get a little lethargic as an organization implodes around you. Everyone else (except Mindaugas Kuzminskas, and even he is slumping now) is…
Read MoreKristaps Porzingis 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/27/2017)
We are getting close to Kristaps Porzingis having his own team. So very close Phil Jackson hates Carmelo Anthony, and is desperately shopping him to any team that will listen. I don’t even mind Melo, I think he and Krispy can be a good combo, but I also don’t mind Krispy having his own god-damn…
Read MoreKristaps Porzingis 21 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2016)
21 points for Kristaps Porzingis, and I don’t even feel anything anymore. Well, that’s a lie. I do feel a little bit still. But not as much as before. I’m like a drug addict, my dosage has to keep increasing for me to experience the same euphoria. It used to be that if Krispy scored…
Read MoreKristaps Porzingis 24 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2016)
I can forgive Kristaps Porzingis for choking tonight. Free throws are hard, and they get even harder under pressure. If his woes at the stripe continue, he can go the Onuaku route and shoot them underhand, but for now, you just have to accept missed free throws as part of his game. Just like with…
Read MoreKristaps Porzingis 22 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (12/25/2016)
I hope you all had a wonderful Kristmas, with plenty of gemutlichkeit and bonhomie and draudziga atmosfera. If you don’t happen to celebrate Kristmas, remember that Kristaps Porzingis, our lord and savior, was released upon the Earth on this day, and all NBA fans are obligated to commemorate the occasion of his birth. Kristmas may…
Read MoreKristaps Porzingis 21 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2016)
I’m gonna be honest with you, I was thinking of holding off on these highlights until later in the evening. Kristaps Porzingis scoring 21 is not an unusual occurence by this point, and there were some other tantalizing performances to consider. Then I saw he made 4 threes, and all bets were off. I love…
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