There was a mysterious beeping coming from behind him and to his right. But it didn’t sound like his alarm clock. This beeping was much less melodious than the beeping that he woke up to every morning. LeBron opened his eyes to look. But when he saw his surroundings, all thoughts of his alarm dropped…
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LeBron James All 84 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)
The distant chime of the microwave breaks my concentration and I look up from my work. As I get up from the desk where the wizardry of my highlight-creation takes place, I congratulate myself on having the ingenuity to set up an automatic Pop-Tart warming mechanism, but remind myself that my genius does have an…
Read MoreLeBron James All 120 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)
“You told me that it would happen,” LeBron James growled, standing up from his chair, putting his hands on the GM’s desk, and leaning in with dangerously narrowed eyes. “You gave me your assurance that the team I requested would be formed.” Magic Johnson nervously avoided eye contact with the disgruntled superstar. “I tried, LeBron,…
Read MoreLeBron James All 145 Dunks Full Highlights (2016-17 Season Dunkilation)
LeBron James drove up to the private Miami marina where Kyrie Irving’s yacht was kept. He hadn’t brought much with him; just a small bag (his teammates called it a “man-purse”) containing sunglasses, sunscreen, wallet, and, of course, condoms. Kyrie’s yacht parties always necessitated condoms. He parked his car and, after being easily waved through…
Read MoreLeBron James All 111 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
“You will make a season dunk compilation for LeBron James,” Adam Silver says, revealing the reason that he has invited me to his office. Even though I am unnerved by Adam’s stern expression, I am defiant. “No. It is beyond the scope of my channel. Do you not have the resources to make the video…
Read MoreLeBron James All 134 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)
In a flash of brightest golden radiance, the great circle comes to a close. A season that started with Andrew Nicholson 18 Points Full Highlights now ends with a LeBron James Dunkilation. From scrub to superstar. From moon to sun. From death to life. At the completion of the cosmic cycle, a light has emerged…
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