As I cling to the last tenuous shreds of my sanity, I want to take my final lucid moments to thank Khris Middleton for being a total beast this whole season. Also, props to Giannis for elevating the Bucks into the national eye. You guys rock. Everyone else can suck my rod. Some other notes…
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Manu Ginobili 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/22/2018)
After the Spurs’ surprise win over the Warriors to hold off elimination for one game, I snuck in the Warriors’ locker room to see how the players were reacting to the fact that Manu Ginobili completely buried them at the end of the game. Here’s what I saw: Kevin Durcupcake: Butt-blasted by veteran savvy he…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 18 Points Full Highlights (4/21/2018)
The season ends for Jusuf Nurkic and the Portland Trailblazers. A lot of stuff happened for them, but how much of it will be remembered even a year from now? Here’s my personal list, which is obviously skewed in favor of worse players and against “stars” (shade at Damian Lillard continues to be thrown). -Pat…
Read MoreDario Saric 21 Points Full Highlights (4/19/2018)
Dario Saric has been the leading shot-attempter for the 76ers in the last two games, and only missed out on the first one because Marco Belinelli got in a really chucky mood. I know he’s good, but is he so good that he has to be the number-one guy on offense? What’s going on here?…
Read MoreLuke Kennard Career High 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/11/2018)
Luke Kennard may have had a slightly disappointing rookie season, but there are lots of reasons to be high on him going forward. -J.J. Redick resemblance is strong -And I’m pretty sure he was better than J.J. Redick was in his rookie season -Can hit threes at a better than 40 percent clip -Looks like…
Read MoreMarquese Chriss 23 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)
Everybody is always talking about how Marquese “Sea-Cheese” Marquese has attitude problems. He gets frustrated easily, wears his emotions on his sleeve, and the fact that he’s constantly getting into foul trouble doesn’t help either. But can you even blame him for having a bad attitude? He plays for the Suns. Here’s a list of…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 20 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2018)
Efficiency isn’t everything in the NBA, but it is something, and Jusuf Nurkic is one of the least efficient centers in the league. He’s still a good player, but think about how much better he would be if he shot a league-average percentage for a bigman! To help him out, I’ve devised a five-step path…
Read MoreDe’Aaron Fox 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/6/2018)
The Kings’ miserable season has taken its toll on poor De’Aaron Fox. Look at those bags under his eyes! That guy has seen some stuff, including but not limited to: -Vince Carter teabagging Malachi Rechardson in the back of the team’s chartered flights while yelling “Frederic Weis! Frederic Weis!” -Skal Labissiere taking a framed picture…
Read MoreJuan Hernangomez 15 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2017)
Are Juan and Willy Hernangomez already the best Spanish brother duo in the NBA? Let’s take a look at the facts: -Juan and Willy are young. Marc and Pau are old. -Combined, the Hernangomezes are averaging twelve points per game. Combined, the Gasol brothers are only averaging seven assists per game. Twelve is more then…
Read MoreMarquese Chriss 17 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (3/15/2017)
T.J. Warren + Marquese Chriss = bros 4 lyf? It’s more likely than you think! -T.J. loves throwing lobs to Marquese more than anything, even life itself, even toaster strudels -Marquese could easily block T.J.’s shot on most possessions, but refrains from doing so -You can just tell they’re bros -Both are part of the…
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