https://youtu.be/kskHFxGijMY OFFICIAL REASONS WHY THE SPURS LOST THIS GAME DESPITE BEING UP BY 32 POINTS POWER RANKINGS 1. Gregg Popovich isn’t even a good coach, and teams without good coaches tend to give up huge leads like it’s no big deal. (Note: this opinion, unlike some of the others espoused in these power rankings, is…
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Lonnie Walker Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2021)
https://youtu.be/EYUN87RiMtQ True Lonniephiles will remember with fondness the last time Lonnie Walker IV scored a career-high. And I would hope that those who maybe don’t consider themselves Lonniephiles will also remember that occasion, because that was a spectacular performance that should probably go down in Spurs lore. 28 points back in December of 2019. A…
Read MoreLonnie Walker 25 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2021)
https://youtu.be/04ShsULfwWQ I need somebody who watched this game to tell me why Lonnie Walker, who dropped 22 points in the first half while looking utterly unstoppable, only ended up with 25 game. And I need this information urgently. I need it urgently so that I can include the explanation for Walker’s uneventful second half in…
Read MoreLonnie Walker 16 Points Full Highlights (7/31/2020)
I gotta say, I commend Lonnie Walker for going out on a limb and telling us the real story of why he had that crazy haircut of his. The one that looked like a clump of tree stumps with one of them falling over. It took real courage to pour out his inner demons for…
Read MoreLonnie Walker All 116 Field Goals Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Bucketilation)
Lonnie Walker IV is, as far as I can tell, the player on the Spurs who is most beloved by Spurs fans. While every other player on the team ranges from completely reviled (Bryn Forbes) to begrudgingly tolerated (LaMarcus Aldridge) to fondly accepted (Dejounte Murray), none of them enjoy the universal fan support that Walker…
Read MoreLonnie Walker 18 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2020)
Yes, I know the boxscore for this game says that Lonnie Walker scored 19. At least, as of the time of this uploadment it does. That could chance at any time. Because I assume that at some point the NBA is going to be like “holy crap, we just jeopardized the entire integrity of our…
Read MoreLonnie Walker 16 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2020)
If you thought that Lonnie Walker’s heroic/clutch/tear-inducing 28-point performance against the Rockets a month ago was going to put him in line for huge minutes, well, I wish had your general optimism and positive outlook on life. Because everyone who has been watching the Spurs during their dynasty knows that Gregg Popovich is not so…
Read MoreLonnie Walker 16 Points/1 Injury Full Highlights (12/14/2019)
Don’t worry, Lonnie Walker’s injury isn’t too gruesome on the surface. I don’t generally show the really bad ones. Of course, the non-gruesome ones are sometimes the worst, and the fact that this was a non-contact injury followed by him limping all over the place until finally limping his way to the locker room while…
Read MoreLonnie Walker Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2019)
There was a lot of very weird stuff happening this game (what was up with that dunk by James Harden that somehow didn’t count????? someone’s gonna get fired for that), but perhaps the weirdest was Lonnie Walker LITERALLY (I say that without hyperbole) TAKING OVER THE GAME IN THE FOURTH QUARTER TO SEND IT INTO…
Read MoreLonnie Walker 13 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2019)
There are some serious cracks showing in the once-perfect facade of the Spurs organization. Years and years of playoff appearances and championships and MVPs and Tim Duncans seem to be finally coming to an end. Losses in an amount not seen since that one tanking year that got them Duncan in the first place are…
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