Los Angeles Clippers

Marcus Morris 27 Points Full Highlights (6/30/2021)

https://youtu.be/Ft6wiDhyqbo Nighty-night, Clippers. After a blowout game six victory, the Suns proceed to the Finals while their vanquished foes proceed to do whatever it is that teams do after they get eliminated from the playoffs. Do they have a tearful hug session in the locker room and then immediately book separate flights to their preferred…

Marcus Morris 22 Points Full Highlights (6/28/2021)

https://youtu.be/aHWeQDDLkrA It’s easy to buy into the “Marcus Morris is like Kawhi Leonard 0.5 and is single-handedly dragging the Clippers to victories” narrative if you’re not avidly checking the box-scores for the games and committing all the statlines to your internal long-term storage (i.e. your brain). Morris has had a handful of impressive scoring performances…

Reggie Jackson 27 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (6/18/2021)

https://youtu.be/74vjToYY_6A We are currently inhabiting a reality where Reggie Jackson is the second-best player on a team that is in the Western Conference Finals. Other fun attributes of this reality: -Tacos -Burritos -Unclothed females available for free viewing on the internet -Gravity -Matter -Consciousness But all those things are lame compared to the idea that…

Terance Mann Career High 39 Points Full Highlights (6/18/2021)

https://youtu.be/6Ms3KUedlgE I don’t know if there’s a worse way for a team to lose a series. Just a total collapse by what was supposedly the best team in the league, starting earlier in the series and culminating in a blown 25-point lead. If I’m a Jazz fan right now, I’m going into hiding. No internet,…

Marcus Morris 25 Points Full Highlights (6/16/2021)

https://youtu.be/BJ3SANdmEvo Kawhi Leonard is out for at least the rest of this series with a sprained ACL. As we speak, teams of the most skilled and respected load managers are descending on Los Angeles in order to help manage Kawhi’s load. But, until Kawhi’s load has been managed by these load management experts, somebody else…

Reggie Jackson 29 Points Full Highlights (6/10/2021)

https://youtu.be/c3p1beyAOSo I don’t know the answer to this question, so I’m going to pose it to the people that are (hopefully) smarter than me who are reading this, and then when you give me the answer I’ll steal it and pretend it was my own original thought all along: is it a good thing that…

Reggie Jackson 25 Points Full Highlights (6/4/2021)

https://youtu.be/xoXaLVJxNq4 Reggie Jackson has been slandered his entire career. He was slandered in OKC probably because he randomly developed a big ego and wanted out even though he was on a superteam. He was slandered in Detroit because he put up stats for a team that was going nowhere (not really his fault, but he…

Jay Scrubb 17 Points Full Highlights (5/14/2021)

https://youtu.be/O5fnNRmkTGA I’m honestly overwhelmed by the amount of jokes I could be making right now. I’m paralyzed, I can’t settle on just one when there are SO MANY. And I know I should probably be more respectful to this dude, because it’s not like he chose his last name, and he’s probably really tired of…

Luke Kennard 28 Points Full Highlights (4/21/2021)

https://youtu.be/bYCfWzfwdsE This is what I want. No stupid Paul George and his dumb braids. No stupid Kawhi Leonard and all the load management that he brings along with him everywhere he goes. No stupid Serge Ibaka and his stupid cooking show. No stupid Reggie Jackson and his, well, I don’t know exactly what I dislike…

Reggie Jackson 29 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (4/14/2021)

https://youtu.be/aJnripoWyXc OFFICIAL DTB REVENGE GAME ALERT: This instance of Reggie Jackson scoring 29 points against his former team, the Detroit Pistons, was an absolute undisputed REVENGE GAME, and it was made even more vengeful by the fact that Jackson hit the game-winning shot to cap off a semi-miraculous Clippers comeback. Sure, it would perhaps have…