“Dear Diary, I’m really excited tonight! I scored twenty-five points and hit seven three-pointers! One of the shots that I hit that wasn’t a three, the referees didn’t want to give to me. But me and Daddy argued with the referees, and they gave me the points! Daddy said that he and I make a…
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Marreese Speights 17 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2016)
Marreese Speights deserves at least as much credit as, if not more than, Chris Paul himself does for Paul’s 20-20 game last night. I mean, what else could be easier on a point guard’s life than having a near seven-foot dude with Charmin-soft hands who loves to pick and pop for easy buckets? Nothing is…
Read MoreAustin Rivers 18 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2016)
“Dear Diary, Today I scored eighteen points and did really well. Everybody on the team was telling me how I did a good job. Daddy said that if I hadn’t played so good then we wouldn’t have won the game. But that jerk Chris had twenty points and twenty assists. After the game Daddy was…
Read MoreJ.J. Redick 24 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2016)
The last Redick video I made, he scored 22 in the first half before he got shut down in the second half and only scoring a few more. Now his fortunes have been cruelly reversed; Redick scored just two points in the first half of this game before exploding for 22 in the second half….
Read MoreAustin Rivers 22 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2016)
I’ve never seen the public opinion of a player change so quickly as when Austin Rivers put up a gritty playoff performance for the short-handed Clippers after getting his face demolished. Prior to that, his career had been a running joke since the day he got drafted and even before. Nothing but criticism on efficiency,…
Read MoreMarreese Speights 16 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2016)
Marreese “Speighetti” Speights has always been a volume scorer, even when given limited minutes like this season or the season before. My main concern is, when do we get to see him unleashed for an extended period of time? And when I say “unleashed”, I’m talking thirty minutes per game with no restrictions on how…
Read MoreJ.J. Redick 26 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/18/2016)
The Kings managed to make their game against the Clippers into a contest after it was looking like a serious blowout early in the game. The reason? J.J. Redick was neutralized after his 22-point first half. Now, I don’t actually know who did the neutralizing. That would involve watching the game, which I don’t have…
Read MoreJ.J. Redick 29 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (11/16/2016)
The Grizzlies weren’t really supposed to beat the Clippers. The Clippers are good. The Grizzlies are bad (although, theoretically, they’re okay if everybody’s healthy). Maybe the Grizzlies played harder because of the alleged “rivalry” between the two teams. Who knows. All I know is, J.J. Redick essentially went bonkers in the second half and for…
Read MoreLuc Richard Mbah a Moute 15 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2016)
I don’t really expect anyone to watch this video; this one is more for my enjoyment than yours. I think back to all the good times I watching Luc Richard Mbah a Moute on the Bucks. Seems like little has changed. He still, after all these years, hasn’t developed a stable jumpshot. He still gets…
Read MoreMarreese Speights 15 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2016)
Marreese Speights had just tipped in a miss by his teammate when he felt that familiar tingling on the top of his head. He barely had time to whisper “oh no” before an unbelievable pain jolted through him. He doubled over, clutching his head, knowing that soon his cyst would begin receiving transmissions in the…
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