Los Angeles Clippers – Page 7

Montrezl Harrell 24 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/10/2019)

If I knew Rudy Gobert was going to sit out this game, and you asked me how many points Montrezl Harrell was going to score, I would’ve not hesitated for even a second before yelling “FIFTY!” at the top of my lungs. Then I would’ve added “MAKE THAT SIXTY!”. A center rotation consisting of Tony…

Ivica Zubac 22 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (4/10/2019)

This might sound kinda like I’m wearing a tinfoil hat here, but it seems to me that a big reason that Magic Johnson stepped down as GM of the Lakers is Ivica “The Big Croatato” Zubac, or, more specifically, his trade that sent Zubac away for Mike Muscala. Think about it. That trade was a…

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 20 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2019)

The Clippers may have gotten thoroughly demoralized at home by the Rockets, with James Harden taking a bit of a back seat so Chris Paul could deliver sweet vengeance upon his old franchise, but it’s not all doom and gloom for them. How could I say such a thing, you wonder? Take a minute and…

Montrezl Harrell 23 Points/1 Three Full Highlights (3/30/2019)

Montrezl Harrell is a beast. You knew this, he knew this, everyone already knew this. I don’t know what he’d have to do to have his beast card revoked, but it would have to be something supremely wimpy like pulling a heliflopter (Chris Paul tried to have the footage deleted but I have spare copies…

JaMychal Green 18 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2019)

If JaMychal Green was hoping for some relevancy after departing Memphis (not really a relevant city unless you love barbeque or getting murdered) for Los Angeles (a relevant city any way you slice it), he was being optimistic. He might call LA home now, but the world as a whole still has no care left…

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 22 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/30/2019)

Add “Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Midrange-ilation” to the quickly expanding list of -ilations that are going to be slamming your subscription (you did subscribe, didn’t you?????) box during the playoffs/offseason. According to my highlight videos of him, he never misses from that part of the court. Seriously, go back and watch all the vids of him I’ve…

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 21 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2019)

I’m going to take advantage of my small amount of internet notoriety, and my ability to publish written work that does get read by at least ten people, to call out the people who are in charge of the Clippers’ broadcast: recalibrate the colors on your damn cameras! The Bucks’ court looked way too green…

Montrezl Harrell 24 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2019)

Montrezl “Mississzugz” “Monsterezl” “Mon-Trezzle” Harrell has been having good games with such frightening regularity that I’m starting to suffer from what I’ve termed “Harrell Fatigue”. On some level, I appreciate that Harrell is playing himself into a future 15-million-per-year contract by being a constant bundle of hustle and screaming, but that appreciation is tempered by…

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 14 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (3/17/2019)

Shai “Gilge Pump” “Gilgamesh” Gilgeous-Alexander had not had a ten-assist game before tonight. He also hadn’t ever had ten rebounds in a game, so this is OFFICIALLY the first OFFICIAL double-double of his career. Double-doubles don’t really excite me that much, but I do feel something stirring in this loveless heart of mine. It might…

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/15/2019)

Shai “The Gilge Pump” Gilgeous-Alexander continues to play a solid role for a solid Clippers team. How does the phrase “Shai Gilgeous-Alexander: playoff starter” sound to you? It should sound pretty darn good. I’m reading that phrase and it’s making me happy. Legitimately. I think. Iy could also just be me feeling the affects of…