Los Angeles Clippers – Page 9

Montrezl Harrell 25 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (1/27/2019)

In terms of the raw amount of Montrezl “Monsterezl” Harrell highlightage packed into a single video, this video might be the best video of the season. It features eleven made field goals (on thirteen attempts!), which is a season-high in FGM for The Harrasser. I don’t know if seven dunks is a season-high as well,…

Patrick Beverley 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/20/2019)

Patrick Beverley is just about the worst player for me to feature on my channel. Not because he’s a boring player, but just because most of his impact comes on defense, not offense. Or so it is said, anyway. Since DTB does not care about defense and will, on principle, refuse to show defensive highlights…

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 24 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2019)

I’m not hearing enough Shawn Livingston comparisons for Shai Gilgeous-Alexander. They’re probably being made, but I’m not hearing them, and I shouldn’t have to go spelunking in the most depraved depths of Clippers fandom to do so. These comparisons should be being shouted from the loftiest mountaintops through a megaphone pointed at my apartment. Here’s…

Montrezl Harrell 26 Points Full HIghlights (1/14/2019)

Montrezl “Mon-Trezzle” “Monsterezl” “Mississzugz” Harrell has been beasting it up so hard this season that I didn’t realize that this was his second-highest scoring game this season until I went and looked it up. It seems like he scores 25+ every third game due to the ease with which he scorse and the inability of…

Montrezl Harrell 21 Points/6 Assists/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/12/2019)

Is there a player in the NBA that plays with more FURY than Montrezl “Monsterezl” Harrell? The fact that I’m framing the question that way means that no, there isn’t. The Clippers commentators called it passion. I’m not sure it’s passion, but more like he’s just pissed off all the time and plays like it….

Montrezl Harrell 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/8/2019)

I’ve seen a lot of bigman prospects go through the NBA, and I think I can now say what the most important attribute for a bigman to have is, if they want to be successful in the NBA. Actually, there’s two: 1. Have the longest arms possible 2. Be able to catch a basketball The…

Marcin Gortat 18 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/4/2019)

I’ve been ragging on Marcin Gortat the whole season long, concocting plans to lure him back to Poland so that the minutes he takes up with his uselessness can instead be given to players who deserve them way more, Montrezl Harrell and Boban Marjanovic. And, up until this game happened, I would say that I…

Montrezl Harrell 22 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (12/26/2018)

Another straight-up beast performance by Montrezl “Mzrkhzm” Harrell. Kosta Koufos just could not hold him at all. At all. Not even a little bit. This kind of violence perpetrated against the big Greek dude should be classified as a hate crime. Or a crime against bald people. Which is also a type of hate crime….

Montrezl Harrell 20 Points Full Highlights (12/22/2018)

Would Montrezl “Thunder Bzy” Harrell have averaged 20/10 if he got to play with Chris Paul in Los Angeles instead of DeAndre Jordan? You never know how these hypothetical situations would play out, but I say yes, because Harrell’s already averaging those numbers on a per 36 minute basis, and having CP3 around would just…

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 24 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2018)

The art of the midrange lives on in young Shai Gilgeous-Alexander. No one told him that the cool kids only shoot threes now. He does what he wants, and what he wants is to worm his way in to about 14 feet from the basket and take a jumper. His name is long, but his…