Lonzo Ball 21 Points/5 Assists/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/7/2019)

I feel like I haven’t heard enough from Lavar Ball lately. Last year and the year before, NBA headlines were dominated by Lonzo’s dad all the time. You couldn’t step foot into the NBA section of any sports website without seeing five different articles featuring the latest braggadocious Lavar soundbite. Now, it’s like he doesn’t…

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JaVale McGee 18 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2019)

The Lakers lost most of their games while JaVale McGee was battling his ilness, whatever it was. Ivica Zubac had some good performances in his stead, but it’s hard to replace McGee’s spasticity on the court. There’s a certain energy with him that the other Lakers centers don’t have. Tyson Chandler still plays like he…

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Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 25 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2019)

I was surprised to see the Lakers still got to play on national TV without LeBron doing his LeBronny things (checking his hairline, traveling, flopping, the usual). In the NFL, if a team like the Patriots doesn’t have a player like Tom Brady (remember, my football knowledge is at least a decade out of date,…

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Brandon Ingram 21 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (12/30/2018)

Maybe the Lakers’ broadcast does this all the time, but I found it amusing how they would constantly be cutting to LeBron on the sideline whenever Brandon Ingram (or another young player for the Lakers) would do something exciting. It’s like they’re trying to tell the viewer at home, “LeBron thinks these young players are…

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Josh Hart 22 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2018)

I still suck at Fortnite. The only time I ever kill somebody is if I run into a fight in progress and start firing wildly. One time I even managed to kill two people this way. Most of the time, though, I’m running around with no guns and no health trying to evade detection because…

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Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 26 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2018)

It has come out that Kentavious Caldwell-Pope wants to be traded from the Lakers. I don’t know if he’s as gung-ho about his trade request as he used to be, but it looks like he may be acquirable for a team looking for some streaky no-nonsense chucking. So where should he end up? -Houston Rockets….

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Kyle Kuzma 33 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2018)

Wow, what a brutal loss for the Lakers. Kyle Kuzma did his part by hitting a few clutch buckets, and also did his part for the Kings by fouling a three-point shooter with a minute left (I didn’t see the clip, but I bet he looked SO incredulous), but on the whole, he was not…

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Lonzo Ball 20 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (12/27/2018)

Apparently Lonzo Ball didn’t get a triple-double? In the future, where you’re watching this video, you’re like “duh, of course he didn’t, he only got nine rebounds!”, but in the past, where I am currently (and it sucks btw), I swear I saw the boxscore say he had 10 rebounds. And the commentators sure thought…

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Ivica Zubac 18 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2018)

I want all Lakers fans to apologize, RIGHT NOW, to Ivica Zubac for all the hateful and mean things they said about him on the Internet. Don’t try to deny it; even if you yourself didn’t make your laughable and ill-informed opinions known publicly, you definitely thought them. Every Lakers fan held in their heart…

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