Los Angeles Lakers – Page 30

Nick Young 26 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (1/1/2017)

Normally when a team with Nick Young on it sucks, Nick Young is a primary reason for the suckage. It’s been such a constant pattern throughout his career that I don’t think anyone would have expected to be broken. Here we are. The Lakers, after a decent start to the season, suck. Bad. I don’t…

D’Angelo Russell 28 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/1/2017)

I don’t even know what “He ain’t even stretch doe” means. Does it mean anything? Did it mean anything before D’Angelo Russell said it, or did it gain meaning when it first saw the light of day? “Doooooooooooooe” I need to keep up with this kind of crap better. How can I be expected to…

Julius Randle 25 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2016)

This isn’t the prettiest highlight video ever, but if you’re going into a Julius Randle highlight video expecting aesthetic, ballet-like displays of basketball skill, you’re doing it wrong. What you should expect is a guy with a lumpy, froggish face bullying his way to the basket and just flinging the ball at the backboard every…

Timofey Mozgov 19 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2016)

“I’m so pumped that you decided to bring me along for your Christmas hijinks,” Nick Young said happily, riding shotgun in Timofey Mozgov’s brand-new Porsche. “Your late-night exploits have a reputation around the league, you know.” Timofey shrugged as he downed half a bottle of vodka. “In Russia, my antics barely arouse attention of police,…

Jordan Clarkson 25 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/20/2016)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhRfTg1o8V4 I take many steps to ensure that my Philippines-based viewership is kept well fed and happy. For my channel, the Philippines account for the second most traffic of any country, after the good old US of A. 8.4% of my total minutes watched coming from a country that loves basketball but is cursed with…

Nick Young 32 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (12/17/2016)

Is anyone else getting present-day Steve Francis vibes from the thumbnail? If you haven’t seen Francis’ amazing (horrifying) transformation, I suggest you navigate your brower to Google image search and see for yourself. Yeah. Cocaine’s a hell of a drug. Nick Young doesn’t look too good in the thumbnail. That’s why I’m bringing up Francis….

Julius Randle Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2016)

Just for kicks, I’m currently looking at the Laker’s roster for Julius Randle’s first career game, the one where he injured himself and the jerkoffs at the NBA league office decided that 13 minutes was enough to disqualify him from being a rookie the next season. Jerkoffs. Anyway, it’s pretty much like I stepped out…

Bojan Bogdanovic 23 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2016)

I never thought I would say this, but this video was ruined by…clear path fouls. Everybody already knows that clear path fouls are the lamest fouls in the game because it takes the refs like five minutes to pause the replay and determine where everybody was standing when the foul occurred. Now it turns out…

Luol Deng 22 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2016)

Luol Deng’s 4 years at 72 million contract was regarded, at the time of signing, as a good if not great move for the Lakers. Timofey Mozgov’s slightly smaller 4 years at 64 million contract was regarded with disblief and laughter. I was among those poking fun at the Mozgov contract. The Deng contract I…

Lou Williams 35 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2016)

I may have erred when I (prematurely) crowned Wilson Chandler with the 6MOTY Of The Year crown. Both Lou Williams and Wilson Chandler are leading their respective teams in scoring, but Lou is doing it while scoring more points. He also had thirty-five in his last game; Chandler had five points on 2-of-16 from the…