It’s weird. Whenever Jonas Valanciunas has a good game, I write a bunch of stuff pandering to his fans (who are mostly Lithuanians). Things like “Dwane Casey hates Jonas Valanciunas” and “Jonas Valanciunas would average 20/10 if he was used effectively”. But when I make a Lucas Nogueira highlight video, the opportunity arises to hype…
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Lucas Nogueira 13 Points/1 Three Full Highlights (1/22/2017)
The Raptors have lost three in a row now, and all three were teams they should have beaten: -76ers (Who cares if they’re hot right now, so hot right now, they’re still the Sixers) -Hornets (The Raptors lost by thirty. I bet all their fans wanted to trade DeRozan after) -Suns (All hope is lost….
Read MoreLucas Nogueira 13 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2016)
After this perfect five-for-five shooting display, Lucas Nogueira is now shooting 74% on the season as the primary backup center for the Northern Dinos. With a few more attempts, that will be approaching prime (Mavs-era) Brandan Wright territory, and we all know that “prime Brandan Wright” is what every skinny young big should be striving…
Read MoreLucas Nogueira 14 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2015)
This is going to sound kind of sick, but I’m sort of half-happy that Jonas Valanciunas got injured. If Valanciunas was in possession of two intact hands, there’s no way that Lucas Nogueira (I refuse to call him “Bebe”) would get any minutes at all. No minutes for Nogueira = no chance of ever making…
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