Marcus Morris 27 Points Full Highlights (6/30/2021)

https://youtu.be/Ft6wiDhyqbo Nighty-night, Clippers. After a blowout game six victory, the Suns proceed to the Finals while their vanquished foes proceed to do whatever it is that teams do after they get eliminated from the playoffs. Do they have a tearful hug session in the locker room and then immediately book separate flights to their preferred…

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Marcus Morris 22 Points Full Highlights (6/28/2021)

https://youtu.be/aHWeQDDLkrA It’s easy to buy into the “Marcus Morris is like Kawhi Leonard 0.5 and is single-handedly dragging the Clippers to victories” narrative if you’re not avidly checking the box-scores for the games and committing all the statlines to your internal long-term storage (i.e. your brain). Morris has had a handful of impressive scoring performances…

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Marcus Morris 25 Points Full Highlights (6/16/2021)

https://youtu.be/BJ3SANdmEvo Kawhi Leonard is out for at least the rest of this series with a sprained ACL. As we speak, teams of the most skilled and respected load managers are descending on Los Angeles in order to help manage Kawhi’s load. But, until Kawhi’s load has been managed by these load management experts, somebody else…

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Marcus Morris 33 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2021)

https://youtu.be/f39Yf2hIjYE Remember how much fun it was when Marcus Morris was the first option for the Knicks? That wasn’t even that long ago, a bit more than a year, but it seems like forever because of the pandemic. He was averaging nearly 20 PPG per game, had more offensive freedom than ever before, and had…

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Marcus Morris 32 Points Full Highlights (2/15/2021)

https://youtu.be/G2s5u8ALFqg It was just a year ago that Marcus Morris was BALLING OUT for a decidedly under-talented Knicks squad who needed a go-to scorer. Even though Morris’ scoring bonanza in New York happened pretty recently, I feel justified in proclaiming this performance to be an OFFICIAL REPRESENTATION OF “VINTAGE” MARCUS MORRIS. If you disagree with…

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Marcus Morris 18 Points Full Highlights (9/3/2020)

We are getting closer and closer to seeing a Marcus Morris vs. Markieff Morris battle in the playoffs. It feels like we should’ve seen such a thing already, since they’ve both been on a bunch of teams, but we haven’t. But that’s going to change pretty soon if things continue on their current trajectory, unless…

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Marcus Morris 19 Points Full Highlights (8/17/2020)

Here’s a fun statistical for your general consideration: Marcus Morris, in the span of this single season, went from shooting 44 percent from three for the Knicks to shooting 31 percent from three for the Clippers. Isn’t that fun or what? I’m having so much fun right now. I’m not even going to mention the…

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Marcus Morris 26 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2020)

I just did some intrepid internet sleuthing and discovered a disturbing fact: at 19.5 PPG per game, Marcus Morris is the highest-scoring player who is still being featured on my channel. The 33 players above him in the PPG per game leaderboards have either been kicked to the curb earlier in my highlighting career or…

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Marcus Morris 28 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2020)

Marcus Morris generated some delectable controversy a couple days ago by attempting to initiate a beef with Jae Crowder. Every NBA fan is always up for some 100% Grade A beefage between players, so Morris’ attempt at beef-initiation should have gone smoother than it did. Basically, Morris was giving a customary postgame interview and, in…

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Marcus Morris 23 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2020)

I’m sure I’m not alone in having the opinion that the Knicks should just cut out the middleman and trade Marcus Morris for Carmelo Anthony. Morris, armed with a sweet jumper, is doing a really nice job of emulating Melo in New York (what happened to his headband though???? can’t be Melo without a headband),…

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