Tag: Marcus Morris

OFFICIAL NEW DTB HIGHLIGHTS GUIDELINE: If a player scores just one more point than their season average, that means I’m not going to make a highlight video for them, no matter what. That’s what I’m looking at here with this Marcus Morris video. He’s averaging 19 PPG per game this season, and he just scored…

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Marcus Morris has cooled off from three, but he’s still sitting at around 45 percent from deep on the season, and we’re almost half-way through the season. The REALLY nerdy advanced-stat nerds will claim that even a full-season sample size is not enough to accurately judge the quality of a three-point shooter, but I remain…

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Amount of two-point field goals the Brooklyn Nets made tonight: 8. Amount of two-point field goals Marcus Morris made tonight: 7. I was really hoping that Morris would have outtwopointed the Nets as a team just by himself (that honor goes to Julius Randle instead) but alas, he was one midrange jumper short. I don’t…

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Marcus Morris fatigue is setting in hard. If we’re being honest, it had set in before the season even started, so when you add that baseline level of fatigue that has existed for Morris for the past five years and combine it with his unexpectedly productive production this year, you get a level of soul-weakening…

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I was getting my body ready for the ludicrous possibility of the Knicks winning three games in a row, and then they had to go and totally implode in the last few minutes of this one against the Nuggets. There was a stretch for nearly 6 minutes near the end of the game where they…

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All it took for the Knicks to actually win a game for once was to get a 20-point lead, squander it, and squeeze out the win in overtime. I want to make a joke about tanking here, and how they revved up their tank way too late to get a loss, but even horrible teams…

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The tradition for teams who have just fired their coach is to play REALLY hard and win the next game. This happens all the time, even though teams that fire their coach midseason are almost invariably doing very poorly and are hardly able to win any game no matter how hard they play. The Knicks,…

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After tonight’s 7-for-8 performance from three, Marcus Morris is shooting a ludicrous (and I know I overuse that adjective but I really for real mean it this time) 51 percent from behind the arc. Capital letters for emphasis: FIFTY-ONE PERCENT. The sad thing is, at this early stage in the season, that’s not even good…

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The Knicks signed a whole bunch of players in the offseason, most of them of varying degrees of goodness ranging from “decently okay” to “pretty good I think”, and you’re telling me that the best scorer that they have is Marcus Morris? Followed closely by a rookie who can barely shoot? I’m thinking several things…

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Am I allowed to just ignore Marcus Morris’ existence? You guys are (which is proven by the view counts), why not me? I don’t want to think about him, I don’t want to think about his brother, the only Morris I want to think about is Monte but he’s sucking too. This is my channel,…

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