There is a stat floating around (that’s what stats do, don’t you know, they just zip around peoples heads like mosquitos) that shows how poor Markieff and Marcus Morris when their other half isn’t on the court. This effect is more pronounced on Marcus, because he’s just not as good as his brother; I blame…
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Marcus Morris 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (10/29/2014)
Marcus saw his brother, Markieff, grab a heavily-contested rebound. Rather than dump it off to Dragic or Bledsoe, Markieff took the ball himself, and Marcus began to sprint alongside him. Not making eye contact, Marcus instead began to think the phrase “throw me the lob” over and over. He was sure it would work this…
Read MoreMarcus Morris 16 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2014)
It seems like the Morris twins lead all PFs in the league in taking horrible contested midrange jumpers. When you dribble it the length of the court and pull up in Paul George’s face 18 feet from the basket it is not a good shot. I don’t care if it went in. I guess it’s…
Read MoreMarcus Morris 22 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2013)
“The dream-viewer is almost ready, Dr. Stern.” “Thank you, Judy. Go ahead and hook up our test subject to the device.” Marcus Morris squirmed in his restraints, but the tranquilizers were already having an effect on his nervous system, and he felt a little groggy. “Dude, let me go! I don’t wanna be hooked up…
Read MoreMarcus Morris 16 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2013)
What is the nature of existence? What truly is reality besides that which we perceive ourselves? I’m sitting here at my computer watching Marcus Morris drop 16 points (all on jumpers, too) and it occurs to me that I can’t even be sure that Marcus is a person in the same way that I am…
Read MoreMarcus Morris 19 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2013)
Markieff Morris is one of the success stories of this nascent NBA season. He’s been putting good scoring numbers on good efficiency. But what about Marcus Morris? Eh. That about describes his season, and even his career, up until this point. He’s not a bad player. He can be pretty good, sometimes. Does he need…
Read MoreMarcus Morris Career High 17 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2012)
Marcus Morris has not had a very productive NBA career so far. But here he casts off the shackles of bustitude, shooting 8 of 14 and more than doubling his previous career high of 8. He also was viciously jammed upon by Jeff Teague, you may have seen it. One of his dunks was carelessly…
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