The Suns are getting more and more entertaining to watch as their season nears its terminus. By the last game, they will be trotting out a lineup of Marquese Chriss, Booker, Warren, Ulis, and Jones for all 48 minutes. If there was another month after that, by the end we’d be seeing only Chriss and…
Read MoreTag: Marquese Chriss
Marquese Chriss 24 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2017)
I’m really digging Marquese Chriss this year, but what’s really gonna be sweeter than soursops is him a couple years from now. Once he gets his emotions under control and refines his game, he’s basically Chris Bosh with an earlier-developed three-bomb. Or… he never develops past where he is now and ends up as Tyrus…
Read MoreMarquese Chriss 17 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (3/15/2017)
T.J. Warren + Marquese Chriss = bros 4 lyf? It’s more likely than you think! -T.J. loves throwing lobs to Marquese more than anything, even life itself, even toaster strudels -Marquese could easily block T.J.’s shot on most possessions, but refrains from doing so -You can just tell they’re bros -Both are part of the…
Read MoreMarquese Chriss 18 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2017)
Does Marquese “Markweezy” Chriss have any kind of in-between game at all? I know it’s a lot to ask for a rookie to be well-rounded in all areas of scoring, but I don’t remember him ever taking much less making a midrange jumpshot, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen him post up or attempt…
Read MoreMarquese Chriss 17 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2017)
Marquese Chriss may not be a true candidate for the ROY award, but he IS a true candidate for the RWTDTMFHSJOTY award. In case you’re dumb, that acronym stands for “rookie who throws down the most frickin’ hard slam jams of the year”. Derrick Jones is also a contender for that award, but he hasn’t…
Read MoreMarquese Chriss 17 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (2/24/2017)
OFFICIAL NBA PLAYERS MARQUESE CHRISS WANTS TO FIGHT POWER RANKINGS 1. Kristaps Porzingis 2. Bobby Portis [POWER GAP] 9001. Metta World Peace
Read MoreMarquese Chriss Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2017)
It’s refreshing to see a rookie from this cursed draft class put together some good games. Especially one who was purported to be “raw”, as Marquese Chriss was. His rawness still permeates most aspects of his game, but his talent is capable of overcoming the rawness to put up some good stats. Sometimes. Sometimes, instead,…
Read MoreMarquese Chriss 20 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2017)
Marquese Chriss shows it all in this game. Dunks (of the windmill and non-windmill varieties), Euro-steps, midrange jumpers, threes, everything is present and accounted for other than footwork-heavy post moves. Given Chriss’ newly displayed offensive versatility, it is time for me to reveal the nickname that I have been crafting in secret for ere these…
Read MoreMarquese Chriss 15 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2017)
This game between the Suns and Knicks at MSG was the perfect setting for some serious beef resolution to happen. Remember, Marquese Chriss and Kristaps Porzingis have been in the midst of a major beef (extra beefy please) ever since Chriss tackled Porzingis and threw him to the ground earlier in the season. They didn’t…
Read MoreMarquese Chriss 18 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2017)
Is Marquese Chriss the spazziest player in the league? Yes. Let’s get it out of the way right now. Yes he is. Any other player you can think of simply can’t compare to Chriss’ resume. Whether he’s picking up T’s for no reason, trying to fight Kristaps Porzingis, fouling everybody in reach, or nearly killing…
Read More