Tag: Mason Plumlee

Mason Plumlee is the last Plumlee remaining in the NBA. That makes sense because he was always the superior Plumlee out of all the Plumlee brothers. His ability to be both a constant lob threat combined with his Jokic-esque-but-not-really-but-kinda-definitely-Jokic-esque passing ability combined with his goofy one-handed free throws make him a player that should stick…

After Mason Plumlee went 2-of-6 from the free throw line in this game, I thought to myself: how many people do you think have tried to correct Plumlee’s outrageous one-handed free throw form in his life? It’s gotta be a lot of people, right? Any coach is going to look at his career 56.3% mark…

I’m still waiting for some enterprising NBA franchise to accumulate all the Plumlee brothers on one roster and run three-center lineups to confuse and infuriate their foes. You could call it the “triplet towers” or something, and it would suck, but it would also be fun. The Nuggets can do this right now; Marshall Plumlee…

Attention Nikola Jokic fans: Jokic might not have played this game due to suspension (he ran off the bench last game and was trying to fight refs and fans [and scorekeepers (for not giving him more assists)]), but you can get at least 50% of the official Nikola Jokic experience by watching this video of…

OFFICIAL DTB DISCLAIMER: Mason Plumlee does not get any assists to Nikola Jokic in this video. Neither does he receive any assists from Jokic. Plumlee and Jokic don’t even really seem to share the court in this video. There are no plays that one makes facilitated by the other. If you are a Serb trying…

Mason Plumlee is the pinkest dude ever. If there’s a dude whose skin gets pinker while playing the game of basketball, I don’t know about him. It’s like, when he steps on the court, he all of a sudden has pure marinara sauce running through his veins and his whole body looks like a giant…

This is the first Plumlee video of any type I’ve made this season, and let me tell you: it sucks. I didn’t have high hopes for it, but even that minimal bar set by those meager hopes was not cleared. Not even close. I had to do it, though. A quick glance through the archives…

Plumlee tried to emulate Nikola Jokic in this game, and he pretty much succeeded. He got five assists, which is an amount that we would expect Jokic to get. He scored nineteen points, which is an amount that would be a little bit low for Jokic, but still acceptable. He had ten rebounds, which is,…