Deyonta Davis 17 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2016)

One of the saddest things about this year’s draft was Deyonta Davis sitting there sadly as team after team passed on him. He was projected to be a reasonably high first-rounder, and as the night grew longer, so too did his face. Seemed like after every pick, after the producers got done showing who was…

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Vince Carter 18 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2016)

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but the official NBA YouTube channel has stepped up its game this season. More player performance highlights à la DawkIns, some full game highlights à la Ximo Pierto, even a single-day dunkilation à la nobody, because that’s never been done before. They’re still lacking in scrublights à la DownToBuck,…

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Jarell Martin 13 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2016)

“Hey, Jarell, you writing a novel or something?” Jarell Martin looked up from his notebook to see Vince Carter standing in front of him. “Not really. Just writing down some goals for myself.” Vince stood next to Jarell and leaned forward, squinting. “That just looks like a list of people on the team. You gonna…

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Lance Stephenson 26 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2016)

There’s a clip floating around that shows Dave Joerger, head coach of the Memphis Grizzlies, crying and praising his team after tonight’s season-ending loss to the Spurs. How moving, an authority figure making himself vulnerable in the public’s eye, showing his heartfelt dedication to the group of men he coaches. It almost brings a tear…

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Vince Carter 16 Points Full Highlights (4/17/2016)

The NBA has really dropped the ball hard on this one. I don’t know if balls have ever dropped harder. There is STILL no word from the NBA on whether they are currently compiling, with their multitudinous resources, a compilation of all of Vince Carter’s dunks starting from his very first game. A Vince Carter…

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Matt Barnes 24 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2016)

Matt Barnes burst through the door of his own house, seething with rage. “Where’s that asshole? Where’s that asshole?” he bellowed, running from room to room. In the guest bedroom, he caught sight of the backyard outside the window. There were people gathered there, and when Matt picked out the face of his enemy, his…

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Tony Allen 25 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2016)

It feels like every time Tony Allen scores twenty, it’s because some horrible mistake happened and every player on the Grizzlies (including Tony himself) started thinking that he actually has offensive talent so he should be given the ball with the intent to score it. Tony Allen scoring points is something that defies logic. Not…

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Vince Carter 17 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2016)

It’s been a while since I told the NBA that they needed to make a dunkilation (that’s dunk compilation for you plebs out there) for Vince Carter’s entire career. It’s not a matter of if. It’s a matter of WHEN. They don’t have a choice here. Either they do it, and everyone enjoys what would…

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Xavier Munford 12 Points Full Highlights – INTENSE Chest Pain (4/1/2016)

Nobody loves you. You will die a forgotten man. Jumping around in your living room like an idiot for a few weeks won’t change those basic facts. The Best jumping system! Try now because YouTube doesn’t let me make money off these vids so I need to get referral bucks from jump programs: https://goo.gl/iQPKHk —-…

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Jordan Farmar 14 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/30/2016)

Normally if a player has five assists, I wouldn’t show them. Five assists is no longer enough assists for a discerning highlight maker such as myself. In fact, I still cringe when I happen across one of my old videos where I indicate in the title that the player in question had “3 assists” or…

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