Injuries are the most unfair thing ever. If the Grizzlies make the playoffs and still don’t have Gasol or Conley back, they will probably get smashed up pretty good even if Z-Bo returns to playoff form and scores forty in every game. They just don’t have the talent to compete with another good team that…
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Chris Andersen 13 Points/1 Three Full Highlights (3/25/2016)
Chris Andersen is so tatted up with colorful tattoos that it makes me happy just to look at him. Amid the subdued colors of the Grizzlies and Spurs jerseys he stands out like a vibrant tropical bird. A bird with a beard. I guess that’s why they call him “Birdman”. It’s going to be a…
Read MoreJaMychal Green 20 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2016)
Being a learned NBA scholar, I possess knowledge of the NBA that mere fans cannot fathom. For example, I can name the other NBA team that JaMychal Green has played on that is not the Grizzlies. This knowledge if of a most arcane and forbidden nature, and it is perhaps unwise of me to divulge…
Read MoreTony Allen 27 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2016)
This is only the second time in the last five years that a player has made at least twelve shots without missing one. Serge Ibaka did it in 2014, but it’s easy for Ibaka to do since he’s so big that he can just reach over everybody and plop the ball right in the hoop….
Read MoreJordan Farmar 12 Points Grizzlies Debut Full Highlights (3/21/2016)
“This is so mean,” Zach Randolph snickered as he and a few other Grizzlies teammates were gathered around what would be their new teammate’s locker. “That’s why it’s so awesome. Matt, you got the stuffed animals?” “Right here,” Matt Barnes replied, pulling a backpack off his shoulders and unzipping it to reveal ten different stuffed…
Read MoreTony Allen 22 Points Full Highlights (3/19/2016)
I didn’t really want to make this video. But then I realized that a 22-point game from Tony Allen is like a top-ten game from him all-time. Since this channel is all about scrubs going off, and Tony Allen is indeed a scrub who went off, I would be remiss in not making this video….
Read MoreZach Randolph Triple Double 28 Pts/10 Asts/11 Rebs Full Highlights (3/19/2016)
JaMychal Green tips the jump ball, right to Zach Randolph! He takes the ball and surveys the situation. Does he shoot? DeAndre has not been able to stop him. But wait! Out of the corner of his eye, he sees Tony Allen cutting to the basket. Without a second’s hesitation, he whips the ball inside….
Read MoreBriante Weber 12 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2016)
12 points and 4 assists is just not going to cut it anymore for Briante Weber. Sure, those may look like good numbers for a D-League callup, but do not be fooled. There’s some guy who is now on the Pelicans, I don’t know, another D-Leaguer, maybe you’ve heard of him? Tim Frazier? He put…
Read MoreRyan Hollins 12 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (3/16/2016)
There are two questions to be asked when it comes to Ryan Hollins: Question 1: Why is a 7-foot athletic specimen so bad at basketball? Question 2: Why, if he is so bad at basketball, has he managed to carve out a decade-long career in the NBA? The answers to these questions are unknowable. You’d…
Read MoreRay McCallum 13 Points Grizzlies Debut Full Highlights (3/12/2016)
There used to be a debate on whether Ray McCallum or C.J. McCollum was the better player. Many heated words were exchanged, feelings were hurt, allegiances were challenged, and I’m pretty sure one dude got killed over it. It was either this debate or the one involving Messi and Ronaldo. Anyway, that debate is over…
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