I was promised that, when Wayne Ellington came back, Rodney McGruder would see a reduction in minutes. That is what was promised to me. I don’t remember who made the promise, but the promise was made and now it has been broken, because McGruder got 34 minutes in this game even though Ellington was back…
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Dwyane Wade 19 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2018)
Dwyane Wade has been ‘roiding his whole career. Everybody knows this. If you need proof, just look at the comparison pics of his Marquette days versus his NBA days. People’s jaws don’t become square like that because they’re doing jaw exercises. It’s because they’re injecting large amounts of high-quality upmarket steroids. I’m not judging here,…
Read MoreJustise Winslow 15 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/3/2018)
OFFICIAL WAYS I WOULD PRONOUNCE “JUSTISE” IF I DIDN’T ALREADY KNOW POWER RANKINGS 1. Just-eeze 2. Just-eyes 3. Jew-sti-say 4. Juh-stees 5. Just-easy 6. Hoo-stis POWER GAP 32. Jay-oost-iss-ae 33. Justice
Read MoreJosh Richardson Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2018)
Sometimes I get really far into making a highlight video before I realize that the commentators are for a team other than the one the player is on and that I’ve been using the wrong broadcast. Like I don’t register whose voices I’m hearing, just what they’re saying. I guess they didn’t seem that excited…
Read MoreDwyane Wade 19 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2018)
Early returns on this season are that Dwyane Wade can shoot threes now. That’s good news now that he’s not as athletic as he once was; drives to the basket are both harder to accomplish and more hazardous to his health once he gets near the rim. Wade has always been a poor three-point shooter…
Read MoreJosh Richardson Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2018)
The Heat need to strike while the iron is hot. Josh Richardson just scored 31, his value has never been higher, so now is the time to trade him for Jimmy Butler. If Riley sweet-talks Thibs enough, maybe he could even make it a straight one-for-one deal. Richardson for Butler. Straight up. I don’t know…
Read MoreDwyane Wade 19 Points Full Highlights (10/27/2018)
“There’s been some kind of mistake,” the caller tells me. Just based on the urgency of the caller’s voice, and the timing of the call itself, the identity of the caller is clear: it is Dwyane Wade. “No mistake, Dwyane,” I answer coolly, leaning back in my luxurious office chair and propping my feet up…
Read MoreRodney McGruder 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (10/24/2018)
Is it too early in the season to start feeling fatigue for a certain player? Given that this statement is being made in a Rodney McGruder highlight video, you can guess which player I’m alluding to here. That’s right: Rodney “Rude McGrude” McGruder. I’ve already had to make three videos for him (out of four…
Read MoreRodney McGruder 19 Points Full Highlights (10/20/2018)
I understand that Rodney McGruder is only getting the minutes he’s getting (35 MPG through the first three games of the season) due to the absence of a certain man who possesses and arm made out of solid gold, but I would say that he’s shown that he deserves those minutes with his high standard…
Read MoreJosh Richardson 28 Points Full Highlights (10/18/2018)
I sort of lost track of who was getting offered by the Heat to the Timberwolves for Jimmy Butler. Or, instead of who the Heat were offering, who the Timberwolves were demanding. I know Thibs wanted Josh Richardson. Were the Heat willing to part with him? I don’t think they were. By all accounts, he…
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