Sorry about the late description. I got delayed watching Sim Bhullar dominate a bunch of midgets in some random Asian league. Can you blame me for getting distracted? I wanted the Bucks to draft that dude and I still think he could contribute at least in a minor way in the NBA. I have to…
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Josh Richardson 22 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2016)
I was super impressed with Josh Richardson last year. Super duper impressed. Second-round rookies don’t usually shoot 45 percent from three. I am less impressed with him this year. Way less impressed. Regression to the norm is hitting him hard this season, as his three-point shooting has plummeted and he hasn’t picked up the slack…
Read MoreJames Johnson 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/22/2016)
Eric Spoelstra sat alone in his office. Everybody had already gone home for the day. The hallways were dark and silent, save for the distant sound of the janitor’s radio as he cleaned some faraway part of the Heat’s front office. Ghostly moonlight seeped in through the closed blinds covering the windows, providing only dim…
Read MoreJustise Winslow Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (12/22/2016)
The problem with the national TV commentators is that they don’t get hyped enough when roleplayers start going off. It took them until very late in the game to even acknowledge that Justise Winslow was doing anything out of the ordinary. And it was only one of the dudes who noticed. I don’t think Shaq…
Read MoreTyler Johnson Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2016)
This career-high performance by Tyler Johnson apparently sets another milestone: the highest-scoring game off the bench in Miami Heat history. Excited yet? No, not really. I’m not either. It’s still kind of interesting, if only to look at the other names on that list. Voshon Lenard used to hold the record, with 29 points back…
Read MoreJustise Winslow 15 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2016)
There will come a day, maybe tomorrow, maybe years from now, where I will see a boxscore indicating that Justise Winslow scored 15 points and I will say “Justise Winslow has to score a bit more than 15 points before I will considering compiling highlights of his made baskets”. That day is definitely not today….
Read MoreDerrick Williams 17 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2016)
“That looks cool, you a DJ or something?” asked Wayne Ellington, noticing the Digital Audio Workstation that was open on Derrick Williams’ laptop. “Not quite. I’m creating audio art but I wouldn’t call myself a DJ,” Derrick replied as he rearranged tracks and fiddled with digital knobs. “Audio art? You mean music?” Wayne responded, eyebrows…
Read MoreWayne Ellington 19 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2016)
Wayne “Beef W” Ellington is the guy that teams sign to shore up their bench shooting, and then it turns out that he’s actually borderline starter material since he can fit in next to the alpha types who shoot twenty shots a game. But he’s also the guy that, if you end up starting him,…
Read MoreTyler Johnson Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2016)
Whatever you do, do NOT post anything resembling “When you nut but she still suckin” in the comments section of this video. Just don’t. It’s not funny, it’s not insightful, it’s not even original, all it is, is disrespectful to the artistry contained in my thumbnails. I had warned you previously, but some foolhardy individuals…
Read MoreJames Johnson 24 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2016)
LeBron James tonight: 16 points, 5 rebounds, 5 assists, 1 L James Johnson tonight: 24 points, 6 rebounds, 3 assists, 1 W The student becomes the teacher.
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