Wasn’t it just a few weeks ago that we were reading about how Josh Richardson tore one of those *CL thingies in his knee? I swear I remember feeling kind of sad for him, and not because Dwyane Wade abandoned him. It was the sad feeling you get when you think about how human suffering…
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Tyler Johnson 22 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2016)
Tyler Johnson got paid a lot of money this offseason. Like, A LOT. I know that Brooklyn was desperate for talent, but that ludicrous offer sheet to him was not the way to address their myriad shortcomings. The Heat matched, because they have talent problems of their own. Understandable, and it’s paying off for them….
Read MoreJustise Winslow 18 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2016)
Damn, I didn’t know Justise Winslow had this in him. Midrange jumpers? I ran the query “SELECT * FROM madebuckets WHERE shottype=’midrange jumper’ AND playerid = ‘JustWins’ ORDER BY date ASC” on my mental database of converted NBA shot attempts and didn’t get a single result. Now, said database isn’t a perfect of representation (it…
Read MoreJustise Winslow 15 Points Full Highlights (10/26/2016)
Forget about the old big three. There is a new big three in Miami-town, and it is comprised of the following players: 1. Hassan Whiteside 2. Goran Dragic 3. …Justise Winslow? Yes! That big three has everything that the old big three gave you, plus they play defense. I say that even though I don’t…
Read MoreHassan Whiteside All 148 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
“Most excellent. Dee Tee Bee has uploaded another dunkilation for my enjoyment,” you say to yourself as you click on the video in your subscription box. “Whiteside probably crushes the rim for nine minutes straight!” The video begins to play, and you are, as you expected, enraptured by the displays of unbridled athletic power that…
Read MoreJustise Winslow 12 Points Full Highlights (5/13/2016)
Basically, anytime you succeed in wringing some points out of the defense-only talents of Justise Winslow, it’s a bonus. Those are bonus points. They even get put in a special section of the box score called “bonus points” where all the players who aren’t supposed to score points get their points put. It’s like a…
Read MoreLuol Deng 31 Points Full Highlights (4/17/2016)
I’m really sorry for all those times that I said the Heat were done earlier in the season. That was stupid of me to say and I really feel bad about it. To be fair to me, though, who could have anticipated that Luol “The Man from Sudan” Deng (listen up basketball-reference you know I…
Read MoreGerald Green 30 Points Full Highlights – DUNKFEST? (4/1/2016)
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Read MoreAmar’e Stoudemire 16 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2016)
Even the NBA scorekeepers are disrespecting Amar’e Stoudemire now, as if the derision of the entire NBA fanbase wasn’t enough. Check out the shot at 0:24. Would you consider that field goal a “dunk”? Of course you would. That’s what it is, and anyone with eyes can clearly see that fact. Unless you are a…
Read MoreJosh Richardson 19 Points Full Highlights (3/19/2016)
Let’s go ahead and blame the Heat coaching staff for not unleashing Josh “J-Rich” Richardson earlier than they did. He was getting DNP’s interspersed with random bursts of three minutes of playing time until mid-February, and then all of a sudden he’s getting 25 MPG and the Heat are winning everything. It’s sort of how…
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