https://youtu.be/b7CFhHVdDls Mike “The Musky Minnesotan” Muscala made mince meat out of the Timberpuppies in the first half of this contest, dropping in 22 points on a combination of outside splashmastery and tough inside bucketage. Muscala probably grew up as a fan of the Timberpoops, being from the twin cities suburb of Roseville, so there was…
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Mike Muscala 23 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/25/2021)
https://youtu.be/EUz79mtzPcg I just got to thinking, will NBA players ever consent to going back to those cramped pre-social-distancing benches? I’m looking at this footage of Mike “Muscy Stench” Muscala stretching out in his own personal chair with his own personal Gatorade cooler (probably stocked with all manner of refreshing beverages) and I’m thinking about how…
Read MoreMike Muscala 17 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2020)
My fear is that the end result of Mike “Elon Musc” Muscala’s career is going to be him being placed fifth on a list that some garbage clickbait sports website pumps out called “Top 50 Worst Scrubs That LeBron Ever Played With”. Surpassed only my Martynas Adriuskevicius, Kostas Antetokounmpo, Eddie House, and Drew Gooden. He…
Read MoreMike Muscala 17 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2019)
Mike “Muscy Stench” Muscala isn’t even shooting 40% from the field this year. That’s not a good look for a big guy, since big guys are, by definition, closer to the basket than little guys, which means it’s easier form them to score. That’s just how the world works. The world works by discriminating against…
Read MoreMike Muscala 16 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2019)
Mike “Muscy Stench” Muscala was rudely jammed into the starting lineup in the absence of Joel Embiid, who was out with a sore ankle. I don’t want to freak anyone out here, but the Achilles is kind of near the ankle, and the fact that the whole area was sore is very concerning to me….
Read MoreMike Muscala 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/7/2018)
I would like to issue an OFFICIAL DTB APOLOGY to Mike “Muscy Stench” Muscala, the Phildelphia 76ers organization, and all fans of either entity for the shameful actions of the night of November 17, 2018. On that night, Mike “The Musc Ox” Muscala scored nineteen points against the Suns. That point total was, and still…
Read MoreMike Muscala 14 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2018)
This was definitely a REVENGE GAME for Mike “Muscy Stench” Muscala. Sometime in the middle of the summer, the Hawks traded him in cold blood to the 76ers as part of the Carmelo Anthony trade that saw Melo join the Hawks for all of a day. Five years of loyal service to the Hawks franchise…
Read MoreMike Muscala Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2018)
Karl-Anthony Towns may have scored 56 points, but let’s not forget that he got torched by Mike Muscala to the tune of a career-high 24 points on the other end of the floor. It’s great that he can score so many points so easily but damn, he needs to work on his defense this summer….
Read MoreMike Muscala Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2018)
Mike “Musc Ox” Muscala is the longest tenured player with Atlanta, tied with Dennis Schroder at five years. It’s literally only him, Schroder, and Kent Bazemore that remain from that 60-win Hawks team. Talk about blowing it up! I, personally, would’ve probably kept Paul Millsap over him. Maybe Austin Daye as well. So what that…
Read MoreMike Muscala 15 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2018)
DTB News Alert: it is hard to write a compelling description for this Mike Muscala 15-points video while watching Tom Brady cheat his way to another Super Bowl win. DTB News Alert part 2: NFL, if you’re scraping YouTube for incidences of people using the words “Super Bowl” and banning their accounts for infringing on…
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