Is it fair to say that Mike Muscala is WASTING AWAY in Atlanta? That Mike Muscala’s PRIME is being SQUANDERED in Atlanta? That the fans of Atlanta are taking Mike Muscala’s considerable talents FOR GRANTED? Yes. All those things are fair to say because they are eminently true. Mike “Muscy Stench” Muscala’s prime is happening…
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Mike Muscala 16 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2016)
Mike “Muscy Stench” Muscala is playing well right now as the primary backup to the Dwightmare in Atlanta. He basically does the things that Dwight can’t do, namely shoot from anywhere outside the paint. He’s been quietly putting up good games on a regular basis, but I just looked up the stats right now and…
Read MoreMike Muscala 14 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2016)
Man-buns are the new thing. I can’t blame Mike Muscala for wanting to get in on the trend and thus secure himself the attention of females. And I understand that there may be a period of time where the bun is not at full maturity. Those are things I understand and sympathize with. That said,…
Read MoreMike Muscala 17 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (4/10/2015)
Mike Muscala reclined on his couch, eager for another night of ESPN. There was always the chance that his name would get dropped at some point, given that he had been the game’s leading scorer. And if there was even a chance that the name “Mike Muscala” would escape a reporter’s lips, it was his…
Read MoreMike Muscala 16 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2015)
It took a whole season, but the Atlanta Hawks are finally starting to realize that Pero Antic and Elton Brand are kind of sucking this year. Not only are they sucking, but they are old as well. If you’re gonna have an ineffectual player on the court, that player might as well have youthful energy…
Read MoreMike Muscala Career High 18 Points/2 Threes Full Highlights (3/28/2015)
Highlights of Mike Muscala’s career high 18 points! Everybody go home, this channel’s mission is officially complete. I don’t see where there is to go from here. Mike Muscala scoring 18 points is pretty much the epitome of highlight-making, the Everest of field-goal-compilation. Any video created after this will only be notable in that it…
Read MoreMike Muscala 12 Points/3 Assists Full Highlights (12/10/2014)
Mike Muscala sat in his apartment, watching ESPN to unwind after a very successful game. The talking heads on the screen chatted about god-knows-what, and the only indication that the Hawks had just won a basketball game was the final score displayed for a few brief seconds in the ticker at the bottom of the…
Read MoreMike Muscala 13 Points/2 Real Blocks Full Highlights (11/15/2014)
Ever since LeBron had his triple-double taken away from him thanks to a misattributed assist, boxscore inaccuracy has been a hot internet topic. It’s not a new thing, but when stuff happens to LeBron, that’s when people realize that the statkeepers pretty much can’t tell their own left butt cheek from a hot ham-n-cheese sandwich….
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