Khris Middleton shed his “Diamond Dimes” moniker for this game, totaling zero assists as he decided that his teammates were unworthy of the high-quality dimes he would dime to them if he felt like it. Instead, he redonned his “Middrange” nickname, abusing the hapless dinosaur defenders with his savvy and smooth jumpshot skills. You know,…
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Spencer Hawes 16 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2017)
Spencer Hawes scoring 14 points in the second quarter tonight will end up one of my favorite-est memories from this Bucks season. There has been a lot of good stuff going on in Milwaukee, especially with Giannis, but I don’t think I have been as hyped for the Bucks as I was when Hawes was…
Read MoreMatthew Dellavedova 15 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/3/2017)
Just when Jason Kidd finally listens to me and starts Malcolm Brogdon in place of the unable-to-make-a-shot Matthew Dellavedova, it’s like aliens landed on earth and conducted a body swap because, last night, Brogdon was the one who sucked and Wacky Delly was the good one. Now Kidd’s never going to take my suggestions seriously…
Read MoreGreg Monroe 24 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/3/2017)
Usually Greg Monroe has trouble finishing at the rim. For some reason, he has no touch at all when he’s up close to the basket, so he usually just throws the ball hard of the backboard and hope it catches enough rim on the way down to stay in the hole. However, in this game,…
Read MoreMatthew Dellavedova 15 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2017)
Thought experiment: how many points would Matthew Dellavedova average in the NBL, Australia’s inferior but still somewhat competetive basketball league? I’ve never watched an NBL game, nor do I know what the “stars” of the league average, but I’m guessing there’s a lot more defense played there then in China, so I bet Delly wouldn’t…
Read MoreMalcolm Brogdon 17 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2017)
Malcolm Brogdon AKA “The Junkyard Brog” AKA “The Prez” AKA “Brogdog” proves once again how he should be the starter for the Bucks by scoring two more points than his main rival and archfoe Matthew “Wacky Delly” Dellavedova. I don’t know how much more evidence Jason “Crash Car into Tree then Beat Up Pregnant Wife”…
Read MoreKhris Middleton 21 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2017)
Khris “Kha$h Money” Middleton will need to play like this every single game for the rest of the season if the Bucks want to make the playoffs. That means they’ll have to stop resting him on the second-night of back-to-backs, because for treadmill teams like the Bucks who have no direction except to blindly chase…
Read MoreMalcolm Brogdon 20 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2017)
I’m so tired of Delly. I liked the signing at the time, and maybe it can still work, but it’s seeming more and more likely that the only offensive system he can thrive in is the “Have LeBron On Your Team” system. Why he keeps getting minutes over Malcolm Brogdon is baffling to me. I…
Read MoreMalcolm Brogdon 15 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/26/2017)
It’s time for the Bucks to start Malcolm Brogdon. Not just time. Way past time. I understand the Bucks might not want to admit “Hey we screwed up by signing this vegemite-addicted bogan to a big contract because he looked really good when he got to play with LeBron” but if they’re serious about making…
Read MoreMichael Beasley 17 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2017)
Michael Beasley has been playing well for the Bucks. Almost… too well. No, I’m not thinking steroids. I know I always bring up steroids as a reason for a formerly bad player playing well, but that’s not the case this time. Well, it kind of is. Is Adderall a steroid? Because I think it explains…
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