Tag: Mindaugas Kuzminskas

Whoops, I totally forgot to write the description for this one. I’m sitting here, getting everything together for the next video, everything’s going great, and then I realize that there’s no words for the Mindaugas Kuzminskas vid! So that’s totally my bad. My bad, totally. One-hundred percent. Can’t blame this one on anyone but myself….

If you are the type of person who turns pale and faints at the first sign of blood, for one thing I hope you didn’t mind the thumbnail too much, and for another maybe you shouldn’t watch this vid. Unless you derive perverse pleasure from the feeling of fainting, in which case indulge your sick…

Attention to the cavemen inhabiting TNT headquarters: your underdeveloped brains might not realize this, but there are some plays that require replays and some plays that do not require replays. And during the Knicks-Bulls broadcast last night, your ignorance on proper replay protocol was exposed in the most embarrassing manner possible. Every Mindaugas Kuzminskas basket…

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but as of last night, the stated goal of the DownToBuck media empire has changed. No longer is it my mission to showcase the unshowcased, to highlight the unhighlit. No, the new goal of DownToBuck is to highlight Lithuanian NBA players and Lithuanian NBA players only. I’ve seen the…

I must extend a sincere apology to all of my friends in Lithuania and especially the residents of the beautiful metropolis of Vilnius. I did not mean to ignore Mindaugas “Mindingus” Kuzminskas’ new career high for so long. It was an oversight and I apologize. A weird-looking European hitting threes, dunking, and driving recklessly to…

I remain baffled by Mindaugas Kuzminskas’ continued presence in the NBA. How is even here? His stats in Europe were nothing special. He looks like nothing special. His game is nothing special. By all accounts, he is nothing special, but here he is, playing in the best basketball league in the world. If anything, he…

With tonight’s 14-point performance, Mindaugas Kuzminskas has officially reached the point in his career where he needs a really sweet nickname. Officially. Once you score 14 in a game, that’s when you get a rad moniker, that’s what it says right in the NBA rulebook. I’m paraphrasing a little bit, but I didn’t want to…

Is it just me or does Mindaugas Kuzminskas kind of look like someone’s grandma? Not the super-old blue-haired wrinkly-as-all-hell kind of grandma, but the 65-year-old-ish kind that still looks like a functioning member of society. The quiet kind who loves all her grandkids very much and makes the best ever gingersnaps, which you can eat…