Montrezl Harrell got out of his car and walked up the long walkway to the front door of the mansion. He had been invited to this house before, but it never ceased to impress him with its size and grandeur. It was the kind of place that would have pet tigers roaming the lawn. He…
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Montrezl Harrell All 201 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)
Montrezl Harrell sat at the dinner party hosted by Clippers owner Steve Ballmer and tried to focus on making a good impression for new teammates Paul George and Kawhi Leonard. That meant taking dainty bites of the lasagna and chewing them to completion before taking another, rather than scarfing down the entire plate in a…
Read MoreMontrezl Harrell 24 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2019)
I can’t get over how much of a beast Montrezl Harrell is. It helps that Warriors have zero players who can contain him, but it’s not like he hasn’t been a beast for the entire god-damn season. He’s been so good that I will have to honestly think about removing him from my channel for…
Read MoreMontrezl Harrell 25 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2019)
Montrezl “Monsterezl” “Mississzugz” Harrell lived up to the “Monster” part of his nickname by scoring fifteen of his twenty-five points in the fourth quarter, helping propel a surprise come-from-behind victory that left every fan in Oracle Arena wishing they had bandwagoned onto an actually good team like the Bucks rather than the pansy collection of…
Read MoreMontrezl Harrell 26 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2019)
DeMarcus Cousins (who is supposed to be a good player) in this game: 9 points, 4 of 12 shooting, 6 turnovers, 6 fouls. Montrezl Harrell (who actually is a good player) in this game: 26 points, 11 of 15 shooting, 5 rebounds, 2 of everything else. There were a lot of people who were very…
Read MoreMontrezl Harrell 24 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
If I knew Rudy Gobert was going to sit out this game, and you asked me how many points Montrezl Harrell was going to score, I would’ve not hesitated for even a second before yelling “FIFTY!” at the top of my lungs. Then I would’ve added “MAKE THAT SIXTY!”. A center rotation consisting of Tony…
Read MoreMontrezl Harrell 23 Points/1 Three Full Highlights (3/30/2019)
Montrezl Harrell is a beast. You knew this, he knew this, everyone already knew this. I don’t know what he’d have to do to have his beast card revoked, but it would have to be something supremely wimpy like pulling a heliflopter (Chris Paul tried to have the footage deleted but I have spare copies…
Read MoreMontrezl Harrell 24 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2019)
Montrezl “Mississzugz” “Monsterezl” “Mon-Trezzle” Harrell has been having good games with such frightening regularity that I’m starting to suffer from what I’ve termed “Harrell Fatigue”. On some level, I appreciate that Harrell is playing himself into a future 15-million-per-year contract by being a constant bundle of hustle and screaming, but that appreciation is tempered by…
Read MoreMontrezl Harrell 26 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/15/2019)
Montrezl Harrell is so damn good, man. The contrast with Cristiano Felicio in this game was startling. How can two players, equally talented (shhhhh, I’m trying to make a point here just roll with it), have such different impacts on the game? In fairness to Felicio, it’s a rare man who is gifted with the…
Read MoreMontrezl Harrell 22 Points/3 Blocks/1 Three Full Highlights (3/12/2019)
Going into this game, I was pretty sure that one or both of Montrezl Harrell and Jusuf Nurkic was going to leave the arena in a bodybag. That’s a center matchup with simply way too much beefed-out intensity, and you know neither of those dudes is ever going to back down. They’re not really the…
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