New Orleans Pelicans – Page 19

Nikola Mirotic 21 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2018)

You people are going to have to give some compelling arguments if you want to see highlights of Emeka Okafor scoring 8. That fact that he took 4 years off of NBA basketball is not reason enough, nor is the fact that he is old as heck now (I swear I thought he was older…

Nikola Mirotic 21 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (2/10/2018)

21 points, 16 rebounds, 5 blocks. That’s more of an “Anthony Davis” statline than a “Nikola Mirotic” statline, but we’re living in crazy world where nothing makes since anymore, and Mirotic now plays a traditional power forward role instead of the “chuck threes like a shooting guard” role he played in Chicago. As usual, I’m…

Jrue Holiday 28 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)

The thumbnail image is the face you make when you realize that DeMarcus Cousins isn’t coming back and you’ll be lucky to win ten more games the rest of the season. Truthfully, there’s still time for the Pelicans to figure this out. Cousins provides a lot of production that is hard to replace (it’d be…

Nikola Mirotic 18 Points Pelicans Debut Full Highlights (2/3/2018)

Months after getting punched out by Bobby Portis, Nikola Mirotic finally got his wish and was traded away from the organization the acted as the enabler for Portis’ violent behavior. I’m of the opinion that it was the organization that should have been traded away from Mirotic, but it’s the same in the end. I…

E’Twaun Moore 26 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2018)

E’Twaun “Moore Buckets” Moore lived up to his nickname tonight: he got a bunch of buckets! Fine, that’s not really his nickname. I don’t know what his nickname really is, and I’m not about to check basketball-reference; they made a fool of me when they told me Channing Frye’s nickname was “Buffet of Goodness” and…

Ian Clark 20 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2018)

Add Ian Clark to the list of players that received some attention while they were on the Warriors but then fell way off in popularity after departing. This list includes basically every role-player who has entered and left that organization in the past five years. Marreese Speights is on that list, for one. Well, I…

Darius Miller 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/26/2018)

DeMarcus Cousins got in one final triple-double before his Achilles tendon snapped like an overstretched rubber band, and he has Darius “Driller” Miller to thank for it. If I was Miller, I wouldn’t send my get-well-soon basket of flowers and booze until Cousins sent me a similar basket as a token of his appreciation for…

Jrue Holiday 27 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/20/2018)

Jrue Holiday is way more of an All-Star this year than he was the year he actually was an All-Star (friggin’ six years ago, where did the time go?), but he’s got pretty much a 0% chance of making it because Curry, Paul, Westbrook, and Lillard are all better than him. He’s averaging 19/5 on…

Darius Miller 17 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2018)

The Pelicans’ commentators didn’t mention it during this game that I heard, but they’ve mentioned it in the past: Darius Miller’s shot is flat AF. Like Chandler Parsons levels of flat. So flat that I wonder how those line drives ever go into the rim. Is that the shot he dominated Germany with, leading his…

Ian Clark 15 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2018)

For some reason that I can’t figure out, Warriors fans no longer want to watch Ian Clark videos. Come on Warriors fans! Clark is still here, he’s still good (that’s a lie but don’t tell anyone shhhhh), and he won you guys a chip so you should show your support by watching him score 15…