New Orleans Pelicans – Page 27

Tim Frazier 20 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (11/1/2016)

If Tim Frazier was a muffin, what kind of muffin would he be? Let’s analyze the facts. Bran? Bran muffins are the favored muffin of old people. Everyone knows that the favored Pelican of old people is Omer Asik, not Frazier. We can conclude that he would not be a bran muffin. Lemon Poppyseed? If…

Buddy Hield 10 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2016)

What’s up with Buddy Hield? He was my pick for Rookie of the Year, and he’s making me look like a total DUMBASS. Me and a whole bunch of other people who figured (not without reason) that a four-year college player would be able to come in and contribute from day one. I don’t care…

E’Twaun Moore 18 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2016)

Was there a less heralded free-agent signing this year than E’Twaun M’oore going to the Pelicans? Before we go any further, the above sentence is a primo example of “Betteridge’s Law of Headlines”, which states “any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no”. The phrase in question is…

Lance Stephenson 15 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (10/28/2016)

As much as I’m going to miss Alonzo Gee being around to dunk basketballs/play defense sometimes/not have a jumper, I don’t blame the Pelicans at all for choosing Lance Stephenson over him. Lance Stephenson was once the second-best(?) player on a team that made a conference finals. The last time Alonzo Gee was the second…

Tim Frazier Career High 21 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (10/28/2016)

Because the Pelicans are forever cursed when it comes to their alleged starting point guard, Jrue Holiday, us fans are treated to extra helpings of “The Crazier Frazier”. So it was at the end of last season, so it is at the beginning of this season, so it will be until Jrue Holiday comes back….

Ryan Anderson All 103 Stepback/Fadeaway Jumpers Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Jumperilation)

Ryan was falling for only a second before his feet landed on what felt like a dirt surface. He stumbled a little bit, but was uninjured from the fall. “It’s fine, it was a short drop,” he called up to his companions. “Don’t wait,” Devonte called back. “Go!” Ryan felt around for the way forward….

Alonzo Gee All 65 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)

Maybe you’ve noticed, maybe you haven’t, but for the past few weeks there’s been some guy commenting on all my videos asking for an Alonzo Gee dunkilation. I don’t know if he’s joking or not. On one hand, Gee is an impressive dunker who deserves to feature in highlight videos. On the other hand, it’s…

James Ennis 28 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2016)

This game and the 29-point game that preceded basically guarantee that James Ennis will be in the NBA in some capacity next season. And I’m not talking just Summer League. Or just a preseason roster. I’m talking about opening-night rosters. He’ll be the thirteenth man somewhere without a doubt. I can state this with confidence…

Omer Asik Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2016)

Forget all the other stuff you may have heard about tonight. This is the REAL most amazing scoring performance of the night, a night that now belongs to OMER ASIK. Asik’s struggles at getting the ball to go into the whole have been well-covered this season. Despite having the confidence of the coaches, starting 63…