I’m frickin’ TIRED of the D-League YouTube channel trying to steal MY views. Tim Frazier has 19 points and 13 assists, of course I’m going to make a video. I’m DownToBuck, BITCH. I do what I want, and what I want is role-players having above-average games. So I make the vid, it’s great, people love…
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James Ennis Career High 29 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2016)
An increase in the weirdness of statlines often corresponds with the approaching end of the regular season. At the start of the year, things are normal, only for them to get odder and odder until a month remains and Luke Babbitt starts scoring 20. The weirdness-increase accelerates towards the finish line, in this case producing…
Read MoreLuke Babbitt 17 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2016)
This right here might be the most anomalous Luke Babbitt video ever made. All things considered, it might be the most anomalous NBA highlight ever made full stop. Not because Luke Babbitt scores seventeen points – that’s common for him these days. No, it’s the manner in which those points are scored: No three-pointers. Only…
Read MoreToney Douglas 23 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2016)
This is probably the longest run of solid play for Toney “Baloney” Douglas since his Knicks days when he was a rookie and nobody knew how bad he was. This guy has tricked a lot of fanbases into thinking he would be good, and I’m not doing those fanbases any favors by making all these…
Read MoreJames Ennis 18 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2016)
Does James Ennis look… different than he used to? I have an image in my head of how James Ennis looked while he was on the Heat, and it doesn’t match up at all with the dude I’m watching play for the Pelicans. It’s not even close, really. This guy on the Pelicans looks like…
Read MoreAlexis Ajinca Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2016)
If there has been a more devastating display of midrange jumpshooting this season than what Alexis Ajinca pulled off tonight, I haven’t seen it. The Lakers either didn’t read the scouting report on this guy, or willfully chose to ignore it, or are Robert Sacre, because they were just letting him shoot those things without…
Read MoreAlexis Ajinca 16 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (4/3/2016)
Once again we are treated to Alexis Ajinca basically being Anthony Davis minus the unibrow and the hype. Ajinca does all the same things that Davis does, and he does them just as well, and he’s taller…so why does Kendrick Perkins of all people get the same amount of minutes as him? It’s too late…
Read MoreTim Frazier 19 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (4/3/2016)
Three-and-a-half minutes of frickin’ TIM FRAZIER highlights. You think you can handle it? This is some seriously intense stuff right here. These aren’t just your run-of-the-mill highlights; they are highlights SQUARED. Times INFINITY. You have been warned. Don’t come crying to me when you have to close your browser window 30 seconds in. I don’t…
Read MoreLuke Babbitt 21 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2016)
This afternoon’s matchup between the Pelicans and Nets was a testament to how messed up rosters and playing time can get at the end of the year. It was, almost literally, like watching two D-League teams duke it out. Scrub central. The most proven player in either lineup was maybe… uh… like Omer Asik or…
Read MoreTim Frazier 17 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights – DOWN GOES FRAZIER! (3/31/2016)
If you could dunk, you would probably have friends. But you can’t, and you don’t. The Best jumping system! Try now because YouTube doesn’t let me make money off these vids so I need to get referral bucks from jump programs: https://goo.gl/iQPKHk —- All clips property of the NBA. No copyright infringement is intended. All…
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