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Zion Williamson 25 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2020)

We all knew that Zion Williamson’s 4-for-4 from three in his NBA debut wasn’t going to be the norm for him, but I’d have thought that he would have at least made one more three in the next 10 games. After that debut, I was really thinking that we could maybe get one made three…

Zion Williamson 32 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2020)

I am currently facing a dilemma: do I, or do I not, allow Zion Williamson to continue appearing on my channel? This is a tough one. My stated rule has always been that rookies are guaranteed to be eligible for their entire rookie season UNLESS they are named an All-Star. That’s the only exception. If…

Zion Williamson 31 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/11/2020)

Zion Williamson opened his eyes from…not sleep, exactly, but something close to it. When he saw nothing but gleaming silver clouds above his head, he blinked once. Nothing changed. He closed his eyes and opened them again after a few seconds. Still no change. Somehow, he had sleepwalked and ended up outside. Or had he?…

Zion Williamson 21 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2020)

I don’t know if this is sustainable, guys. Out of eight games that Zion Williamson has played in this season, I’ve made eight highlight videos, for an amazing 100% highlightage rate. Even the most highlight-prone role-players will stay at maybe a 40% or, rarely, 50% highlightage rate. You can see from those numbers that Zion…

Zion Williamson 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/4/2020)

The decision to make this video or not was a true test of my commitment to highlightical integrity, and I have to say, I have failed… Zion Williamson only made five shots in this game. He was 5-of-19 from the field. Is that the worst shooting performance that I’ve ever turned into a highlight video…

Zion Williamson 21 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (2/2/2020)

The chemistry between Zion Williamson and Lonzo Ball (a tandem which I have, perhaps unwisely, dubbed “Lonzion”) is progressing nicely. These are two of the most hyped-up high-school prospects in recent memory, and they’re on the same team! The Pelicans just lost Anthony Davis, but they’re remaining relevant in the eyes of casual fans by…

Zion Williamson 24 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/31/2020)

My choice of din-dins tonight got me wondering: how many Wendy’s 4 for $4’s could Zion Williamson eat in a single sitting? In case you need a reminder, the 4 for $4 from Wendy’s consists of the following items: a small french fries, a small drink, a four piece chicken nuggets (spicy or regular), and…

Zion Williamson 14 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2020)

Attention person or persons who run the New Orleans Pelicans television broadcast: we need more replays of Zion Williamson. How on earth am I supposed to make an appropriately entertaining Zion Williamson highlight video if I am not given enough source footage to work with? If Zion does something that’s even remotely interesting, it deserves…

Zion Williamson 21 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/26/2020)

Is it wrong of me to feel sad that Zion Williamson’s immediate impact on the Pelicans’ ability to win games will directly have a negative effect on the amount of minutes that Jahlil Okafor is going to receive going forward? Of course, I’m glad that Zion is beasting at the high level that everybody was…

Zion Williamson 15 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (1/24/2020)

Zion Williamson is getting a late start in the ROTY of the Year race, late enough that he’s probably not even going to be in contention for the award. Then again, the voters don’t necessarily have any idea who the best rookie is and why it’s Ja Morant, so I’m never really surprised by the…