https://youtu.be/iTQm9X1UBmM I am SO over big-man triple-doubles. From now on, any time I see that a dude greater than 6’9″ in height got a triple-double, my only reaction will be a big, exaggerated, arms-fully-outstretched yawn. As the kids say, “miss me with that”. Am I using that phrase correctly? I don’t care. Nikola Jokic is…
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E’Twaun Moore 25 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2019)
Only a few years ago, during what I call the “E’Twaun Moore Era” of Pelicans Basketball, E’Twaun Moore was playing so well that I felt compelled to name a whole era after him. His PPGs weren’t eye-popping, but he was one of the most efficient players in the league during the 2017-18 season, starting 80…
Read MoreJosh Hart 20 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2019)
First off: sorry that the player in the thumbnail doesn’t look anything like Josh Hart. I swear I double and triple checked, and it totally is him, but for some reason his face looks all messed up. Please click on this video anyway, I’m not trying to fool anyone here, and I’m just as confused…
Read MoreJaxson Hayes 17 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (12/5/2019)
The NBA’s national broadcast partners might be freaking out that they scheduled a whole bunch of national TV games for the Pelicans before Zion Williamson got injured and now no one is going to want to watch them, but I’m enjoying this particular version of the Pelicans just fine. They’ve got a nice mix of…
Read MoreE’Twaun Moore 19 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2019)
I’m basically only doing this video because nineteen is a season-high at this point for E’Twaun Moore, and he made eight shots which is also a season-high. Normally I would wait until he scored twenty, but I want to make sure that Moore gets at least one video on my channel this season. There is…
Read MoreNickeil Alexander-Walker 19 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2019)
One of the key components of being an efficient NBA scorer is something a lot of people don’t think about: free throws. Free throws are lame, no one likes watching them, everyone wishes they weren’t part of the game but can’t figure out how to get rid of them, they’re the least basketball-y part of…
Read MoreNicolo Melli 16 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/17/2019)
The Warriors broadcast crew (die Bob Fitzgerald die die die just die) were making a big thing about how Eric Paschall was supposedly dominating Nicolo Melli. They wouldn’t shut up about it. Yeah, maybe Paschall got the better of Melli in some one-on-one situations. Yeah, maybe Paschall outscored Melli by almost a 2-to-1 margin. Yeah,…
Read MoreNickeil Alexander-Walker 27 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/16/2019)
Nickeil “Hell NAW” Alexander-Walker was, prior to this game, shooting a positively frigid 26 percent from the field. That’s like me, when I’m playing against people who can actually play and not just randoms at the park. I’m sure the issues currently plaguing Alexander-Walker are the same ones I face: the opposition is bigger and…
Read MoreDerrick Favors 20 Points/20 Rebounds Full Highlights (11/14/2019)
In comparison to triple-doubles, which happen all the time now and barely mean anything, the 20-20 game is a somewhat rarer sight. There have been sixteen triple-doubles this year, actually not as many as I expected (I guess I temporarily forgot that Chucksell Statpadbrook doesn’t get as many opportunities to chuck OR statpad this year),…
Read MoreFrank Jackson 23 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2019)
This was an impressive win by the Pelicans. Missing almost everybody good on their roster besides Jrue Holiday, they spoiled Paul George’s Clippers debut. Yeah, the Clippers were without Kawhi Leonard, but that was a self-inflicted wound. All the Pelicans’ injuries are real, no load management going on here. Frank Jackson played a big part…
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