New York Knicks – Page 15

Mitchell Robinson 15 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/9/2019)

Can someone explain to me what the heck is going in with the “block” at 0:19 of this video? It was definitely recorded as a block in the play-by-play, so Mitchell Robinson adds another to his total, but to me it looks like either not a block or a ridiculously blatant goaltend. In any case,…

Kadeem Allen 14 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/9/2019)

Kadeem Allen’s nickname is supposedly “Big Bruiser”, or B.B. for short. Personally, if you told me his nickname was B.B., I would have several different ideas about what it stood for before coming up with the real answer: OFFICIAL THINGS THAT DTB THINKS B.B. COULD STAND FOR POWER RANKINGS 1. Bowling Ball 2. Big Booty…

Kevin Knox 20 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2019)

The first step to making a lot of shots is taking a lot of shots. Kevin Knox is aware of this basketball truism, and has become adept as a rookie in shooting the ball at the basket. If he’s going to be the Knicks’ second banana of the future (the first banana being Luke Kornet),…

Dennis Smith Jr. Career High 31 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/8/2019)

Dennis Smith Jr. would have had a lot more points if he could just hit free throws. He went 11 of 19, which is unacceptable for a guard. After detailed frame-by-frame analysis of each one of his attempts, both makes and misses, I think I have determined what’s wrong with his free throws and will…

Mitchell Robinson 13 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2019)

The problem with being a dunking-only bigman is that, if your teammates don’t feel like getting you the ball where you can do something with it, you don’t get to score any points. That’s part of the reason a player like Rudy Gobert, who is somewhat reliant on feeds from other players, isn’t quite as…

Dennis Smith Jr. 25 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2019)

Behold: a new era of Knicks basketball! This one is for real this time. If you didn’t like the Toney Douglas era, the Toure’ Murry era, the Langston Galloway era, the Jimmer Fredette era, the Sasha Vujacic era, or the Ron Baker era, fear not! This new Dennis Smith Jr. era will be way better…

Damyean Dotson 22 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2019)

Ah yes, the much beloved “intra trade” game, where a team just traded a bunch of players for a bunch of players, but those new players aren’t available yet and the old ones are long gone, so they have to cobble together a rotation out of spare parts and desperation. Prime time for legit scrubs…

Kevin Knox 21 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2019)

DTB is not feeling very well right now. For lunch he had a sus shrimp po’boy and he’s pretty sure that’s why he feels all tingly, lightheaded, and woozy. Shrimp was a bad idea because you know there’s not gonna be decent seafood in Wisconsin. Anyway, the po’boy feels like it wants to make a…

Kevin Knox 19 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2019)

After much struggle to make heads or tails of the stats.nba.com user interface, I was finally able to coerce it into disgorging the stat that I was looking for. A stat which paints Kevin Knox in a very unfavorable light. Out of all players who have attempted fifty or more midrange field goals, Kevin Knox…

Trey Burke 25 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2019)

Trey Burke was one of the sweetest stories in the league last year, from dropping out entirely after being a high pick to dropping a 40/10 game on the unsuspecting heads of all his haters. All the people who had been ragging on him for being a bust-like substance turned face and started talking about…