You know how everybody heaps praise upon the NBA by allowing the fans a voice in the form of All-Star votes even though those votes aren’t even the final deciding factor of who makes the game and who doesn’t make the game? What if I told you that the YouTube channel DownToBuck, he most critically-acclaimed…
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Mitchell Robinson 12 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/23/2019)
The Knicks have discovered the strategy to stop James Harden: put the guy with a freakish wingspan on him, and bait him into taking a flaccid stepback three. This works best if Harden has already taken a bajillion shots and is super tired, so he doesn’t feel like driving or even elevating on his triple…
Read MoreAllonzo Trier Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2019)
Allonzo Trier lurked in the shadows of the poorly-lit parking garage. Dressed in an all-black outfit, including a black ski mask, he was practically invisible. Already, several people had walked by him without noticing his presence. Any minute, the Rockets’ team bus would come pulling up and the players would come piling off. Then, and…
Read MoreLuke Kornet 16 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2019)
There were thousands of Londoners watching the first quarter of this game, seeing Luke “Korndog” Kornet get super hot from long distance, and thinking to themselves, “What would it take for a British national to be as good at basketball as Luke Kornet is?” They’ve already suffered through the NBA non-factor that was Joel Freeland,…
Read MoreEmmanuel Mudiay 25 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2019)
Yes, Emmanuel Mudiay was “clutch” in this video, but what you don’t get to see (unless you actually watched the game you disgusting monster) is all his turnovers and bricks leading up to it. Or his missed game winner. To be fair, he only had .4 seconds to shoot a horrible fadeaway with a defender…
Read MoreLuke Kornet 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/13/2019)
For stretches of this game, Luke “The Korndog” Kornet was making Joel “Embad” Embiid’s life very difficult. This is despite a seeming two inch difference in height and a 150-pound difference in weight. Nowhere was this better exemplified than the sequence that saw Embiid throw up a weak shot at the rim, look for a…
Read MoreKevin Knox Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2019)
There are lot of mean things I can say about Kevin Knox. The following list of mean things does not even encompass all of the mean things that I would be able to come up with if you gave me, like an hour just to think: -He certainly appears to be a fan of New…
Read MoreEmmanuel Mudiay 21 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2019)
Whose idea was it to put this Knicks versus Pacers game on ESPN? I know, I know, you don’t want to show the same few teams over and over again, not every game should be Warriors versus Rockets, you want to show the entire league even if they’re not that good or exciting. But this…
Read MoreMario Hezonja 19 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2019)
Nineteen points is Mario “The Croat GOAT” Hezonja’s highest-scoring game this season, despite the fact that he scored twenty or more six times last season. Again, this brings up the eternal question: is he getting misused by Fiz, or does hes just suck? As is usual for me, I don’t know the answer, but I…
Read MoreKevin Knox 18 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2019)
New Years’s resolution for Kevin Knox: turn all these sick first-quarter performances into sick full-game performances. There’s probably some stats out there that illustrate his hot starts more exactly, but I’m feeling like, right now, he’s scoring roughly 90 percent of his points in the opening 12 minutes of games. If that was indeed his…
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