New York Knicks – Page 34

Willy Hernangomez 15 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2017)

We’d be looking at a 20-point game for Guillermo Hernangomez if he didn’t blow a bunch of stuff at the rim. 20-point games for foreign rookies is pretty much my wet dream when it comes to making highlights. Thanks a lot Willy. All you had to do was reach up and put the ball in…

Brandon Jennings 18 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (1/29/2017)

Brandon Jennings quietly let himself into the Knicks’ practice facility. It was two in the morning, and he was the only one there. Not able to ignore the slightly creeped-out feeling he was getting from the deserted place, he navigated the dark hallways until he got to a room that, until now, he had never…

Kristaps Porzingis 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/27/2017)

We are getting close to Kristaps Porzingis having his own team. So very close Phil Jackson hates Carmelo Anthony, and is desperately shopping him to any team that will listen. I don’t even mind Melo, I think he and Krispy can be a good combo, but I also don’t mind Krispy having his own god-damn…

Courtney Lee 23 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2017)

Longtime DTB subscribers will remember my audacious, bold, and visionary social media campaign to draw more awareness to Courtney Lee and his uncanny ability to make any team better through his intelligent shooting. My #payAttentionToCourtneyLee hashtag, designed to go viral on every major social media platform of the time, was, however, an abject failure. Nobody…

Willy Hernangomez 14 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/23/2017)

For once, the national broadcasters on TNT actually said something I agree with: Willy Hernangomez needs more minutes, and they need to come at the expense of Joakim Noah’s minutes, because Joakim Noah is not the future (other than the part about him being on team for another half-decade because of his crazy contract). Hernangomez…

Willy Hernangomez 17 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2017)

With Juan Hernangomez rotting on the bench in Denver, there can be no doubt as to who the superior Hernangomez brother is. That’s right: it’s Guillermo! I don’t even know if there are any possible answers, so if you had another possibility, it was pretty blatantly wrong. Willy (pronounced “Billy”, what kind of crap is…

Mindaugas Kuzminskas 17 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2017)

Whoops, I totally forgot to write the description for this one. I’m sitting here, getting everything together for the next video, everything’s going great, and then I realize that there’s no words for the Mindaugas Kuzminskas vid! So that’s totally my bad. My bad, totally. One-hundred percent. Can’t blame this one on anyone but myself….

Ron Baker 12 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2017)

I guess, with tonight’s performance, you could say that Ron Baker got a… BAKER’S DOZEN!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I’ve been waiting all season to use that one, and let me tell you, it was just as good as I imagined it would be. Just perfect. Wow. I have reached the top, gentlemen, and the view from…

Mindaugas Kuzminskas 14 Points/1 Injury Full Highlights (1/16/2017)

If you are the type of person who turns pale and faints at the first sign of blood, for one thing I hope you didn’t mind the thumbnail too much, and for another maybe you shouldn’t watch this vid. Unless you derive perverse pleasure from the feeling of fainting, in which case indulge your sick…

Justin Holiday 17 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2017)

I’ve got this odd tingling sensation in my arms. At first I thought it was that expired box of Hot Pockets I ate, but I’m still all tingly even after I ate another, unexpired Hot Pocket (the expired and fresh ones will cancel each other out in my tummy). Is it possible that I’m feeling…empathy…