Another glimmering flash of potential before another string of games of bland mediocrity. Yawn. Wake me up when Frank Ntilikina puts together a serious run of nice performances and then I’ll get excited. For now, I’ll leave it to the Knicks fans among us to get excited. I won’t even blame them; their team just…
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Mitchell Robinson Career High 22 Points/0 Missed Field Goals Full Highlights (1/1/2020)
Mitchell Robinson went a perfect 11-of-11 tonight, which, according to my calculations, is the best shooting performance, considering percentage and volume, of the decade. Note: as of the time of this writing, the current decade is approximately .02 percent complete, so it is likely that by the end of it, Robinson will not have the…
Read MoreMarcus Morris 22 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2019)
Amount of two-point field goals the Brooklyn Nets made tonight: 8. Amount of two-point field goals Marcus Morris made tonight: 7. I was really hoping that Morris would have outtwopointed the Nets as a team just by himself (that honor goes to Julius Randle instead) but alas, he was one midrange jumper short. I don’t…
Read MoreR.J. Barrett 18 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2019)
Sources within the Barrett family have furnished me with a full copy of R.J. Barrett’s christmas wish list, which I am now posting here with no edits or commentary: -An authentic NBA Rookie of the Year trophy -A real Snuggie (not the weird off-brands that you get from Chinese sellers on Amazon) -Get Bobby Portis…
Read MoreDamyean Dotson 19 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2019)
As if Knicks fans don’t have it bad enough, it turns out that the shoulder surgery that Damyean Dotson had over the off-season has completely destroyed his jumper. After he developed into a decent role-player in his second season, I’m sure Knicks fans had hopes that Dotson’s development would continue into his third year, but…
Read MoreKevin Knox 19 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2019)
I wonder if this is what Knox needed to develop properly. Instead of the huge minutes and huge role he got in his rookie year, he’s now got a reduced role where he’s not asked to do more than he’s capable of. His numbers still don’t look great, and the jury’s still out as to…
Read MoreMitchell Robinson 18 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (12/20/2019)
The similarities between this performance by Mitchell Robinson and the performance of Duncan Robinson in the same game are… similar. Both players had 18 points. Both players had 6 of their main type of bucket (dunks for Mitchell, threes for Duncan). Both players are named Robinson. If you combined the two, you’d end up with…
Read MoreBobby Portis 30 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2019)
Bobby Portis really statpadded at the end of this game to get a thirty-burger. It’s not really his fault that his coach decided to play him during trash time, but I’m just saying. He took the opportunity playing against the Heat’s bench unit to get buckets (23 points worth of buckets) without pressure. He did…
Read MoreMarcus Morris 22 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2019)
Marcus Morris fatigue is setting in hard. If we’re being honest, it had set in before the season even started, so when you add that baseline level of fatigue that has existed for Morris for the past five years and combine it with his unexpectedly productive production this year, you get a level of soul-weakening…
Read MoreKevin Knox 17 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2019)
Funnily enough, I was JUST thinking about how bad Kevin Knox was sucking, because that’s what I usually do when I’m not making videos, is just sit around and think about various crappy NBA players and how bad they’re sucking at playing basketball. So I was thinking about Knox and how he just really, really…
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