R.J. Barrett 18 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2019)

I honestly feel like the only thing keeping Knicks fans alive at this point is the fact that R.J. Barrett is looking pretty okay for a 19-year-old rookie. Everything else about the team is draining their collective life force to critical levels, but Barrett’s injection of excitement into the proceedings is just enough to save…

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Marcus Morris 26 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (11/24/2019)

After tonight’s 7-for-8 performance from three, Marcus Morris is shooting a ludicrous (and I know I overuse that adjective but I really for real mean it this time) 51 percent from behind the arc. Capital letters for emphasis: FIFTY-ONE PERCENT. The sad thing is, at this early stage in the season, that’s not even good…

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Frank Ntilikina 17 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2019)

Any meatball on an NBA roster can hit a few garbage layups, maybe get fouled a few times, and fool people into thinking they had a “good” scoring game. Literally anyone can do it. You know how many promising-on-the-surface vids have been ruined by a preponderance LAMEups? I don’t even want to think about how…

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Mitchell Robinson 17 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (11/16/2019)

The last play shown in this video is a demonstration of a few things. First, it’s a demonstration of the indomitable power of the human spirit. Mitchell Robinson obviously rolled his ankle or something, yet he gamely continues to play and even takes part in a pick-and-roll to get a dunk. He could have just…

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R.J. Barrett 22 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2019)

Lots of things are going wrong with the Knicks right now, actually pretty much everything is going wrong for them, so to increase positivity among the fanbase, I’ll list some things that are going right. No one wants to hear how their team sucks all the time, especially when they have to watch them suck…

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Mitchell Robinson 16 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (11/14/2019)

On a night when Knicks draftee Kristaps Porzingis returned to the Garden to remind Knicks fans of what their team gave up on (or more like, what their team was forced to give up on because of trade demands LOL [lots of laughs]), Mitchell Robinson decided to make the opposite statement: there’s no need to…

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Taj Gibson 17 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2019)

This is so clearly a REVENGE GAME from Taj Gibson that I almost feel like I shouldn’t insult the intelligence of my viewers by explaining it. But explain it I shall, and not only will I explain it, I will explain it using easy-to-comprehend bullet points in order to further insult the intelligence of my…

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R.J. Barrett 21 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (11/12/2019)

The Knicks are really lacking competent point guard play right now. I think their intent this season was to play something resembling “positionless basketball”, at least, that’s what I assume they were thinking given their glut of power fowards. But even with positionless basketball you want to have something resembling a ball-handler on the court….

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Marcus Morris 29 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2019)

The Knicks signed a whole bunch of players in the offseason, most of them of varying degrees of goodness ranging from “decently okay” to “pretty good I think”, and you’re telling me that the best scorer that they have is Marcus Morris? Followed closely by a rookie who can barely shoot? I’m thinking several things…

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Frank Ntilikina 14 Points/4 Assists/4 Steals/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/8/2019)

And here I thought Jonathan Isaac almost getting a five-by-five was crazy, if Frank “Baby Isaac” Ntilikina had gotten one I think the whole world would’ve imploded. Obviously that’s quite an extreme outcome for a comparatively mundane event, so it’s a good thing that he came up a little short. But he still got way…

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