Tag: Norman Powell

One of the Raptor’s commentators (I think it’s Jack Armstrong) spent the entire broadcast hinting that Norman Powell should get lots of minutes in the playoffs at the expense of DeMarre Carroll’s minutes. I never heard him specifically say “Carroll shouldn’t play as much”, in fact I never even heard him say the name “DeMarre…

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This Raptors commentator dude, this Jack Armstrong, man, he has some fun catchphrases. They’re no “onions baby onions”, but the chance to hear him croaking “GET THAT GAHBAGE OUTA HEA!” is the number two reason to watch the Raptors right now, behind the chance that maybe Bruno Caboclo will maybe play. And the best part…

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Remember when both sides of the “Norman Powell vs. Dwight Powell” argument had a valid case that their player was the better Powell in the NBA? Ha. Haha. That’s funny now. Norman Powell has solidly solidified his place as the NBA’s best Powell because he averages .1 more points per game (7.2 to 7.3) and…

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Are the Raptors the most stacked team ever when it comes to having guards who can dunk? Peep this: -DeMar DeRozan: well-known, prolific dunker who owns last year’s top dunk -Terrence Ross: his career has been disappointing, except for the dunking part, where he has a proclivity for windmills (or, as the Raptors announcer calls…

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Norman Powell AKA Normal Powenn has had three good games in a row in the absence of DeMar DeRozan AKA DeChuck DeBrickzan, scoring 16, 21, and now 19 points in consecutive games. I could have and probably should have made a highlight video for his 21-point outing, but I had already done so my videos…

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Is it just me or does Norman “Norm Median” Powell kind of look like Derrick Rose? It’s not just me. It can’t be, because I’m looking at this thumbnail, and I’m seeing a slighty less dopey-looking version of D-Rose. This is something that everyone blessed with the holy gift of sight should be able to…

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We want Bru-no. Clap clap clapclapclap. We want Bru-no. Clap clap clapclapclap. We want Bru-no. Clap clap clapclapclap. BRU-NO! *pause* BRU-NO! *pause* BRU-NO! I agree with the Raptors fans in attendance tonight. More Bruno Caboclo! Norman Powell is actually a good player, which is lame and not fun to watch at all. I want a…

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Norman Powell played a total of 18 minutes the last three games. That’s 6 minutes per game for those of you who can’t do maths. That’s not very many minutes. At all. You’re telling me, that in a 44 point win against the Hawks, Dwayne Casey couldn’t find more than 6 minutes for Normal Powenn?…

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I’m so happy that Norman Powell got the start tonight for the Raptors. It’s great! My brain is producing so many happy chemicals. God. Absolutely ecstatic right now. Really really great. I can’t imagine being happier. Only one problem. There’s this guy on the Raptors, they drafted him a few years ago, and they’ve been…

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Well, the Raptors managed to squeak out the series victory, but it was on the back of the Chuck Bros shooting a combined 15-of-46 from the field in this game, not exactly a recipe for success against a tougher opponent. Meanwhile, Norman “Normie” Powell shot a very efficient 5-of-6 in his limited time off the…

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