Hopefully this game goes a fair way towards rehabilitating Alex Abrines’ reputation with Thunder fans. I don’t think they were very happy with his performance so far this year. At all. He scored 29 points total in the 6 games before this, and when you combine that with all the losing… yeah. And it’s not…
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Patrick Patterson 17 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2018)
Welcome back Patrick “Tupat” Patterson! Last time I made a vid for him was during the 2015(!) playoffs, where he scored 15. For regular-season Tupat action you have to go back to frickin’ 2014. Those dates give you an idea of how long he’s been a poor offensive player. He was good, or at least…
Read MoreNerlens Noel 20 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (10/28/2018)
It’s been so long since I’ve been able to make a highlight video of Nerlens Noel that I don’t think I’ve even gotten the chance to talk about his decision to bet on himself and pass up a huge contract in hopes of getting an even huger one after a successful season. Spoiler alert: his…
Read MoreHamidou Diallo 11 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (10/21/2018)
For a long time I just assumed this guy was related to Cheick Diallo. I was right when I assumed that the Onuaku bros were related, but I was wrong about this. Happily, everything is cleared up now and I have no reason to mention Cheick in a description about Hamidou ever again. Diallo is…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 21 Points/6 Assists Thunder Debut Full Highlights (10/16/2018)
(In case you’re coming to this video from somewhere other than the video that contains part one of this story, here’s a quick rundown: I had to rename my kitty Japurri Purrker since Jabari Parker was no longer on the Bucks. After struggling to come up with a new name for him, I learn that…
Read MoreRussell Westbrook All 57 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)
“Hey man,” Russell Westbrook said to Paul George as the latter walked into the gym where they were holding their off-season practice session. “You know, it’s funny, sometimes I can’t believe you’re still here playing with me in Oklahoma City and not off with LeBron in LA.” Paul raised his eyebrows as he set down…
Read MoreSteven Adams All 149 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)
“Steven, what are you doing?” Steven Adams looked up from his work and raised his goggles from his eyes. “I’m building a time machine with these instructions I found on the internet.” To prove the legitimacy of the instructions, he pointed to the jpeg-artifacted NASA logo in the bottom corner of the printout. “You wanna…
Read MoreSteven Adams 19 Points Full Highlights (4/27/2018)
I don’t think anybody out there, even the most vacuous and uninformed “fans” whose basketball wisdom is sourced entirely from grammatically questionable YouTube comments, blames Steven Adams for the Thunder’s loss in the first round. It’s true that he didn’t accumulate much in the way of box-score stats in the first five games (he put…
Read MoreSteven Adams 24 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)
Now that Russbrickthrees Chasereboundsbrook has achieved the one goal he for the whole season, which was average a triple-double, let’s give major props to Steven Adams for making it all possible. Any normal egocentric bigman in the NBA would never let a midget chucker run in and grab all of their well-earned rebounds. But Adams…
Read MoreCorey Brewer 22 Points/6 Steals Full Highlights (3/16/2018)
Why is the Corey Brewer experiment in OKC working? I have analyzed many binders full of boring documents trying to find answers, but I have found none. Part of the problem was some of the binders were about topics like “math” and “science”, but another, and I think main, part of the problem is that…
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