So, I was looking up where Alex Abrines was born, because I was secretly hoping to make this description about the Basque separatist movement. So I found out that he’s not from that area of Spain, which was too bad, and he’s also not from that other part of Spain that also wants to be…
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Andre Roberson 14 Points Full Highlights (12/19/2016)
Somehow Andre Roberson decided that he wanted to shoot fourteen shots in this game, a career high in field goals attempted. The Hawks were probably leaving him alone to a greater degree than other teams leave him alone. I guess he kind of made them pay for ignoring him on defense? He made five of…
Read MoreSteven Adams 19 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2016)
I would love more than anything to be able to mock New Zealander culture in the descriptions of my Steven Adams videos. There just would be nothing greater. I do it all the time for the Aussie players and it works out well: My friends in America get culturally enriched, and I get to have…
Read MoreSteven Adams 16 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2016)
One day Steven Adams is going to show up to a game and he’s going to be covered with tattoos. I mean, more than he normally is. Like a full-body tattoo. His current level of tattooage already makes him look like a fierce, unstoppable Tongan warrior, and it’s only on one arm. Even if he…
Read MoreSteven Adams Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2016)
I understand the difficulties of being a commentator for nationally televised games. You’re dealing with viewers who have no idea what’s going on in the NBA, viewers who have to be brought up to speed with the various storylines during any possible break in the game. Sometimes, there still isn’t enough time, and you have…
Read MoreAndre Roberson 13 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2016)
Is Andre Roberson the next Nick Collison? I don’t mean in terms of play style or position, since they’re obviously very different players, but I mean in terms of being that guy who stays on one team for his whole career just for being a good role player who doesn’t demand the ball or whine…
Read MoreEnes Kanter 27 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2016)
I swear, as soon as Enes Kanter steps onto the court, it seems like free assists for Russell Westbrook. Like that’s his only reason for existing: to be a dime-receptacle for a guy who wants a triple double every game. The Thunder coaching staff have definitely told him the game plan. Get to a spot…
Read MoreSteven Adams 16 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2016)
There is only one dunk in this video and it sucks. Adams is rumbling down the lane ready to invite the entire Pistons team and the entire city of Detroit to his poster party, but Westbrook’s pass bounces off his hands and he has to stop and collect it. Then, nobody on the Pistons wants…
Read MoreAnthony Morrow 21 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2016)
Here’s a list of “good” three-point shooters currently on the Oklahoma City Thunder roster: -Victor Oladipo -Anthony Morrow Ignore those other dudes who are shooting over 40% from deep on that team. Those dudes don’t count, because who the heck considers Joffrey Lauvergne or Jerami Grant good three point shooters? I don’t. So the Thunder…
Read MoreJoffrey Lauvergne 15 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2016)
Did something happen to all my French subscribers? Are they getting their highlights from other sources? Perhaps some “French NBA Players Only” YouTube channel? Because I’ve been over here uploading Gobert, Fournier, and Lauvergne highlights for their benefit, only to see these videos consistently fall short in terms of view counts. It used to be…
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