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Aaron Gordon 32 Points Full Highlights – Chicken Gordon Bleu! (3/31/2017)
–All the gloves in the world can’t help your GARBAGE handles: goo.gl/WMHQio –Jump out of the gym with some information you could have googled for free instead of paying us a ton of money! goo.gl/WMHQio –Like And Subscribe For More! Follow me on Twitter – https://twitter.com/DownToBuck Boxscore – http://www.espn.com/nba/boxscore?gameId=400900524 DISCLAIMER – All clips property of…
Read MoreTerrence Ross 23 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2017)
Has Terrence Ross been a disappointment so far in Orlando? Does it even matter? If people were expecting a new and improved T-Ross just because he went to a new team where the coach doesn’t hate him, those people are probably disappointed. I don’t get the feeling that very many people were expecting that, though….
Read MoreElfrid Payton 22 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/27/2017)
All the Magic had to do to make the playoffs this year was go .500. That’s it. Not even that hard of a thing to do, considering the weakness of the Eastern Conference. Granted, the playoff talk from Magic homers wasn’t as strong as previous years, but it was still there a little bit. This…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic 26 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2017)
Nikola Vucevic has a cool name, but it could be even cooler. Well, his last name could be cooler. His first name is already perfect. No improvements to be made there. But his last name, you know, it just lacks a certain zazz that could really put it over the top. For one thing, it…
Read MoreAaron Gordon 17 Points/5 Dunks/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/17/2017)
For how athletic Aaron Gordon is, he’s blocking an embarrassingly low amount of shots this year. 0.5 per 36? As a hyper-athletic forward? No wonder the Magic were obsessed with playing Serge Ibaka over him. There’s probably some reason for his low rejection stats that would become apparent were I to watch full Magic games,…
Read MoreElfrid Payton Triple-Double 13 Pts/10 Rebs/13 Asts Full Highlights (3/13/2017)
Is this how other highlight-makers feel when they have to make endless Russell Westbrook triple-double vids? I bet it is. These things are so damn time-consuming. No one even likes Elfrid Payton, but here I am, making yet another vid for yet another one of his trip-dubs. Not complaining or anything. It’s just I like…
Read MoreAaron Gordon 20 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2017)
It is totally time for the Magic to tank, if they haven’t started already. I want to see a Gordon-Zimmerman-Hezonja-Rudez-Biyombo lineup out there next game so that I can know that the Magic are totally committed to losing games. Take the fall for Lonzo Ball. Pro-tip: Aaron Gordon is the PG in that lineup. Bigs…
Read MoreElfrid Payton Triple Double 22 Points/14 Rebs/14 Asts Full Highlights (3/8/2017)
Due to the unexplainable vagaries of fate, I ended up having to make this video and eat buffalo wings at the same time. Before you become jealous of my existence (highlights and wings, what could be better?), remember that there is no clean way of eating buffalo wings. None. You can’t use utensils, because obviously…
Read MoreEvan Fournier 25 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2017)
If Evan Fournier went back to sometimes scoring 8 points in between stretches of not scoring at all, would that make people care about him again? “Peak Fournier” was reached early in his career with the Nuggets, and has gone down dramatically since then. Way, way dramatically. He’s only 24, people! 24 and scoring 17…
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