Otto Porter – Page 3

Otto Porter 20 Points Full Highlights (5/15/2017)

I was going to write a big long description about how I thought Otto Porter should have tried harder to make his presence known in this series, but now that I’m looking at his stats from the seven games, it turns out that, other than a goose egg in game 6, Porter was scoring rather…

Otto Porter 22 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2017)

When Bojan Bogdanovic got traded to the Wizards he immediately began to sap away the three-point shooting powers that rightfully belonged to Otto Porter. It couldn’t be more obvious to anybody who’s paying attention to the Wizards right now. Stealing away Porter’s powers through devious, possibly occult sorcery is a very mean thing for Bogdanovic…

Otto Porter 25 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/16/2017)

Otto Porter is still leading the league in three-point percentage. Things haven’t changed. Kyle Korver is catching up, and may surpass him by season’s end, but it doesn’t matter. Everyone knows Korver can shoot. That’s what he’s good at. That’s what he’s supposed to do. Alternately, shooting, prior to this year, wasn’t one of the…

Otto Porter 25 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2017)

Somehow Otto Porter is leading the league in three-point percentage. If he holds on to the lead, it will mark the first time since the 2008-09 season (why doesn’t Anthony Morrow get minutes WHY WHY WHY) that a melanin-ed individual achieves that honor. Just a curiosity I noticed. The usual white suspects are either having…

Otto Porter 23 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/19/2017)

Otto Porter is currently a beneficiary of the “Martell Webster Effect”. I don’t exactly know what the Martell Webster Effect entails, other than that John Wall is involved and that it’s the reason Martell Webster was really good that one season. Maybe I should’ve saved the presentation of the Martell Webster Effect until I knew…

Otto Porter 25 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/18/2017)

Let us take a moment and give thanks that Otto Porter was not drafted first overall by the Cavaliers, as they considered. Of course, we know the story, Anthony Bennett ended up being the selection, and now he’s not in the league, while Porter ended up going third overall to the Wizards. Imagine the cries…

Otto Porter 32 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2016)

I bet in the comment section of this video there are going to be a bunch of people saying stuff like “I knew he had this in him” and “I always liked his game” and “My fav player”. I’m calling those people out right now because they are dirty liars. Hear that, losers? I’M CALLING…

Otto Porter 21 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2016)

Today’s vocabulary word: “Hakim Warrick”. Verb – to dunk a basketball with such force that the dunker’s entire body convulses from the impact. Named after famous dunker Hakim Warrick. Reference – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt9BqNhp6JA . Usage – “Otto Porter Hakim Warricked that shizz.” See also: teabag.

Otto Porter Career High 34 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2016)

In a description near the end of last year I wrote these words on the subject of Otto Porter: “Otto Porter has all the tools to score thirty points in a game and thus grant me a prime opportunity to make a compelling highlight video. However, he has yet to do so in the NBA….

Otto Porter 23 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2016)

For some reason, nobody is hyped about Otto Porter. At all. He’s a former third-overall pick! Or a current third-overall pick? Semantics aside, he was drafted high in the lottery and therefore people should care about whether he succeeds or not. But every time I make a video highlighting his intrepid on-court exploits, nobody gives…